It’s trick-or-treat tonight in D.C., White House style:

There’s even a soundtrack:

And a costume contest!

Okay, that’s cute. And extremely pro-life!

This kid, however, doesn’t look too happy with his treat:

And as we reported earlier in the day, the president tricked the nation as he sent his press secretary out to address the media on the escalation of the war against ISIS rather than do it himself. Candy, he’s good. Tell the nation his promise of no “boots on the ground” is kaput? Send the minion:

He only likes to be president during the fun stuff?