Muhammad Shmasanah, a 22-year-old from the West Bank, was shot and killed by police last night after stabbing an Israeli solider on a bus in Jerusalem in an attempt to get the soldier’s gun.

Attempted to, that is. Passengers, police and onlookers quickly subdued Shmasanah, including one gentleman (ninja?) with a set of nunchuks:

We expect the U.N. will condemn the Jewish ninja for his actions:

And we’d watch this movie:

Of course they will.