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Actor and Twitchy regular James Morrison says he has a way of determining if a person is gay or not:

Really? Who knew this is how it worked.

And “just for the record,” President Obama used to be against gay marriage. Does that mean, according to Morrison, that President Obama used to be gay? Like, he evolved from being gay or something?

Morrison went on to defend his theory, or whatever you want to call it:

Because party-of-science, of course.



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