They both get paid while they’re not working:

Although to be fair to Adrian Peterson, he’s no Lois Lerner:

Hardin said Peterson testified before the grand jury for several hours and is cooperating fully with authorities.

You see Lois? If you think you’re innocent, you answer questions.

Although, it’s hard to see how will the Vikings continue to sit Peterson — and pay him — until this is resolved:

It looks like the Vikings are hoping Roger Goodell and the NFL bail them out and make a decision for them.

And now for the really important issue: how does this new information on Peterson affect your Fantasy Football team?

Related:

Twitchy coverage of Adrian Peterson