CAN'T UNSEE THIS: Reuters reports on the struggle to find new recruits to practice the "ancient art of 'iron crotch' kung fu"

LOL.

This is a real story from Reuters and not The Babylon Bee and we’re official DEAD:

Wang Liutai practices the ancient art of ‘iron crotch’ kung fu, which involves smashing the crotch with a steel-capped log or other heavy objects. For some reason, it has been struggling to draw new recruits https://t.co/EtO7HFMRQW pic.twitter.com/3KDPeH0KEJ

— Reuters (@Reuters) December 10, 2020

TBH, put this on ESPN and we’ll watch. How do they judge it or keep score?

Technique. It's all about the right technique. https://t.co/gHCTHTSLx8

— Ravi Mattu (@ravmattu) December 10, 2020

And this is kind of like logging on to Twitter, no?

how i feel logging on to https://t.co/sXNT4DMwWB every day https://t.co/YvFEMf2Ydk

— Christian Datoc (@TocRadio) December 10, 2020

Reboot time! Who should play Caine?

"Smash the log into my crotch, grasshopper." https://t.co/nnhpClENO9

— Mark Krikorian (@MarkSKrikorian) December 10, 2020

And, finally, we’re doing this to ourselves already:

This is a good simulation of lockdown. https://t.co/qQybe62hGC

— Daniel Horowitz (@RMConservative) December 10, 2020

1) Raise the log. 2) Lockdown the economy. 3) Release. 4) Repeat.

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