Remember how the Minneapolis City Council made news weeks ago for voting to abolish its police force and start from scratch? Yeah . . . that didn’t go over well with their actual constituents who are “terrified” of the recent rise in violence:

“Where are the police?”

Now they’re mad the cops aren’t arresting enough people:

Remember when calling 911 was “privilege”?

Who could’ve predicted this!

In other news, Minneapolis won’t let businesses install security shutters:

Can’t have security shutters making people think the neighborhood is unsafe now, can we?

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