PSA: Please do not inject plasma into your own veins at home just because Gov. Cuomo said it may help fight coronavirus

Since that couple in Arizona ate aquarium cleaner thinking it would help them fight coronavirus, we thought it would be a good idea to issue a PSA over this:

CUOMO:
New York for serious patience, will try injecting plasma/antibodies of those who have been cured, in an experiment. #coronavirus #CoronavirusNewYork pic.twitter.com/M8reQ9wADn

— Henry Rosoff (@HenryRosoff) March 23, 2020

Please, people, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. “DOH” stands for “Department of Health,” not “DO at Home”:

PEOPLE AT HOME: Don’t inject blood plasma at home just bc Gov. Cuomo said it might work pic.twitter.com/HjCGoPGEmZ

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) March 24, 2020

But it might be too late judging from some of the replies:

Too late, I’ve just injected plasma, the fourth state of matter.

— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) March 24, 2020

PEOPLE AT HOME: *sticking syringes into plasma TVs*

— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) March 24, 2020

Now you tell me. Does anyone know how to put a television back together?

— pony menace (@PonyMenace) March 24, 2020

But I already liquified my plasma TV.
Now what?

— David Wray (@d_wray) March 24, 2020

Sheesh. Why destroy your TV when you can order plasman on Amazon?

BRB curing coronavirus pic.twitter.com/oOKshponoN

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) March 24, 2020

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