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Detroit Police on Samantha Woll Murder: 'Nothing To See Here, Folks. Move Along.'

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Detroit synagogue president Samantha Woll was murdered in front of her home over the weekend. Woll was very active in social justice issues, but most specifically worked very hard on improving Jewish-Muslim relations. From the moment it became public, the media has been downplaying her murder, using phrases in their headlines like 'found dead,' as opposed to, say, 'stabbed to death.' 

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A suspect has not been arrested in the crime yet, but that didn't seem to stop the Detroit Police from reaching certain conclusions in their investigation.

Excuse us, but how do you make such a statement when you haven't even made an arrest? 

From FOX 2 Detroit: 

'The investigation into the death of Ms. Woll remains ongoing. At this time, however, no evidence has surfaced suggesting that this crime was motivated by antisemitism. DPD investigators are working with the FBI to forensically analyze all of the information obtained up to this point in an effort to ascertain the timeline that ultimately led to Ms. Woll's death,' [Detroit Police] Chief White said in a statement to FOX 2.

Technically, the statement may be accurate, but why would the police announce that? It seems highly suspicious and we were not alone in that assessment. 

We suppose it's possible that the killer could have scrawled some antisemitic statement or symbols in blood over Woll's dead body. But since that didn't happen, it's kind of a big leap to jump from that to 'no evidence suggests antisemitism.'

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Say, it's been seven months. Any update on that Nashville mass murderer's manifesto yet? No? That's weird. 

We won't rehash all of the horrific antisemitism that the world, and America, has witnessed in the aftermath of the Hamas terrorist attack on Israel on October 7. You've all seen it. So have the Detroit Police Department and the FBI. Which makes this police statement all the more suspect. 

Yes, that statement seems much more appropriate given the circumstances and lack of any arrests to date. 

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Ahh, the FBI. Yep. This investigation smells rotten from the outset. 

Of course, there is one other possibility that several Twitter users brought up. 

Welp. We certainly can't rule that out. But it just begs the question even more: Why are the Detroit police ruling out antisemitism? 

We hope the killer is brought to swift and certain justice. So, despite their outrageous statement, we do wish the police the best in their investigation. But we hope, unlike many narrative-busting crimes we have seen recently, that when they do arrest someone, the public is fully informed about the motivations behind this horrific crime. 

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