Welcome to the United States of Woke. Where insane genre ideology must not only be tolerated but celebrated. Every day.
Think that is an exaggeration? Think again.
On Oct. 19, Twitchy favorite James Woods posted a full calendar of all of the gender cult celebrations that happen throughout the year and it is mind-boggling.
Be sure to update your calendar. pic.twitter.com/ZiMc0qISY6
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 19, 2023
Wow. We all know this is happening, but to see it all listed like that in a full calendar is pretty scary nonetheless.
If you expand on the complete image, the celebrations begin with 'Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week' in February (yeah, we have no idea what that even is either) and do not end until 'Transgender Day of Remembrance' at the end of November. The alphabet mafia really needs to get to work on filling in some days in December and January.
Some of our favorites here include:
- Transgender Visibility Day (umm, when are they not visible?)
- Pansexual and Panromantic Awareness Day (we really don't want to know what you do with your cooking appliances)
- Genderfluid Visibility Week (unless this involves a lava lamp of some sort, no thanks; lava lamps are cool)
- Trans Parent Day (yes, of course; let's celebrate the leftist parents with Munchausen By Proxy Syndrome)
Twitter had plenty to say about the calendar too.
WTF is a Lesbian Visibility Day and how is it different from an International Lesbian Day? 🤔
— Cheryl MAGA Trump2024 🧡🇺🇸 (@cheryleliz) October 19, 2023
Oh never mind… don’t really care
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ERMAGERD MERGINALIZED
— Katy Savage (@AbsoluteKaty) October 20, 2023
LMFAO+
It's funny. We always keep hearing about how LGBTQ2IA2+ is in danger of 'genocide.' They sure do get a lot of days for a group that is so oppressed, don't they?
— 🇺🇸 Kelly 🇺🇸 (@JLKRamos) October 20, 2023
It seems clear that 'being left alone' is the last thing they are interested in.
The world has wobbled off its axis. I think CERN did it.
— Therealsusanturner (@sturnertn) October 19, 2023
Freaking CERN.
— Coach Waams 🍊 (@coachwaams) October 19, 2023
That meme never gets old. Mainly because it is true.
Doesn't this look like the Catholic Church's calendar of feast days. Because they're trying to create a secular religion complete with holy days, rites of passage, sacraments, etc. https://t.co/V0OsULQl42
— Trad Nick (@Mazula05) October 19, 2023
That is a smart tweet. The difference is that the Catholic Church only asks Catholics to celebrate their fest days. The Church of Woke demands that everyone celebrate them.
Insanity days! https://t.co/dOFRrpZKPF
— Kelsey (@KelseyreneaReta) October 19, 2023
That pretty much sums it up. But we'll save our favorite reaction for last ...
Lawdhammercy. These woke mutants managed to cancel the Mayans🤦🏽♀️
— It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸 (@TiffMoodNukes) October 19, 2023
HA. And, with that, we're dead. Those poor Mayans. All that work for nothing.
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