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Rolling Stone writer constructs far-right hero narrative about Tiffany Gomas, disproven in first reply

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Let's start by acknowledging that Rolling Stone magazine, once the go-to place to get an inside scoop on Eric Clapton's newest album is a smoking pile of wreckage - like an airplane that crash landed into a sewer plant.

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In recent memory, they have promoted a completely fabricated rape hoax and gave the 'heartthrob' treatment to the Boston Marathon Bomber.

So this is really small potatoes, but it's definitely in line with their type of journalism.

See, nothing surprising. It must be the 'this person in the news is actually the victim and the far-right did it' template. But that's where it gets funny. The term 'far-right', once a descriptor for people who were, you know, on the far right, now means 'this is a bad person / group because I don't like them and have a very limited capacity for meaningful descriptors.'

The author's Tweet really goes all in.

The very first reply from an ally.

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Don't worry though, she swore to make corrections and put the record straight! LOL! Just kidding!

BREAKING: Rolling Stone journalist doesn't perform due diligence before hitting publish!

Ah yes, that far right hate group, the (checks notes) Arizona Cardinals.

Let the mockery begin!

That made too much sense.

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They have to know they're trash, right? 

When all you have is a hammer, then every problem looks like a class-and-gender warfare us-vs-them nail.

According to some of the deepest thinkers, 'well-groomed' is a dog whistle and 'attractive woman' is OMG I CAN'T EVEN sexist.

Now this is brilliant. We're laughing and feel seen.

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What we've been saying. Can you believe that there are some people who think this is good journalism?

Fun fact! 'That's not funny' has been a copyrighted phrase of the Left since 1971. 

This leaves us with one question for Rolling Stone and E. J. Dickson: are those MFs real?

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