The Adventures of Governor Gretchen and the Talking Potato

You know how Democrats pride themselves on being the party of the educated, the sophisticated and the smart?

Yeah. Here's the governor of Michigan using a potato to inform her constituents..

Professor Potato and I are teaming up to share some news that will revolutionize higher education in Michigan.

This isn't just small potatoes, it's a game-changer! pic.twitter.com/AhIDBqjMrB

— Governor Gretchen Whitmer (@GovWhitmer) January 23, 2024

Yes, the governor of Michigan and Professor Potato are making an announcement about higher education.

Next up, Gov. Whitmer and Mr. Bill on the dangers of getting squished in traffic.

I was going through a hard time in my personal life and was failing out of school. Professor Potato invited me to his office hours for what I thought was going to be a discussion about how I could get back on track in class. I was surprised when he invited me out for a drink.…

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) January 23, 2024

Dear Spudhouse Forum...

pic.twitter.com/Wmc1SKEiZv

— siraj hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) January 23, 2024

Real potatoes everywhere were horrified.

@brianstelter congrats on the new gig!

— Ma’s Mafia Account (@NotYourJewishMa) January 23, 2024

If you were one of the many (three) who were concerned about Brian Stelter's post CNN career - never fear, he's in good hands now.

They apparently still have something wrong with their water in Michigan because Gretchen Whitmer seems to have made a video about schools with a talking Potato she met on an LSD trip https://t.co/KAqat56T96 pic.twitter.com/2LL9hGqDKJ

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) January 23, 2024

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Paging Frog of Shame. Repeat. Paging Frog of Shame.

Professor Potato shot my dog after I told him that I didn't want to kidnap the governor.

— Smokerscough (@Smokerscough3) January 23, 2024

Sorry Prof. Potato, it's just business, nothing personal.

“Hey, Big Gretch, watcha doin about people fleeing the state?”

Gretch: “Here’s a potato” pic.twitter.com/Pmg5FxpmAt

— Magills (@magills_) January 23, 2024

As the Empire dies, it was Potatoes and Circuses.

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