Monday has arrived yet again. It was a week of shady practices by Squad members, violent rhetoric from leftists, and a left-wing assassination attempt on President Trump.
In other words, it was a pretty average week.
Regardless of the craziness around us, we still have to deal with the craziness of Monday, and around here, we do that by collecting some of the funniest memes, clips, and jokes we can find throughout the week. Let's get to it!
So I pass up my stop and blindly pull in a drive to turn around andโฆ
โ Tandy (@dantypo) April 20, 2026
โฆof course the traffic pics up and Iโm stuck trying to pull out of the AdultMart parking lot at 1:30 in the afternoon ๐ pic.twitter.com/OwwGarYVqt
The observant reader will note that this happened on a Monday.
Speaking of embarrassing โฆ
Most embarrassing moment of my entire life pic.twitter.com/grHUbHhJAq
โ John Crist (@johnbcrist) April 22, 2026
Ouch. That's pretty bad. ๐
โ Rufus T Firefly, *insert* Extraordinaire (@hoggonomore) April 20, 2026
LOL.
Happy Tuesday to all the potato toddlers. pic.twitter.com/l3JriPWRqv
โ LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) April 21, 2026
Dark potato humor โฆ nice.
We might as well release all the dark humor at once โฆ
โ Utterly Purple (@DefiantlyFree) April 21, 2026
You folks are messed up! ๐
โ Stew (@Stewbiedo0) April 21, 2026
STOP! LOL.
Gm to everyone with an intact sense of humor-- pic.twitter.com/D0kYxOk4MN
โ โฉโณโฑค โฑโณโฎโฑง (@WarPath2pt0) April 21, 2026
We're howling! The pastor was not pleased, and the baptee could barely hold it together. (Yes, we just made up the word 'baptee'.)
ๆฎๅฟตใ ใใๅใฎๆ ๅฝใใๅทฅไบ็พๅ ดใฏในใชใถใชใณใ pic.twitter.com/yowgAw5Tn8
โ ๆฅฝๅ (@sonota_ab) April 20, 2026
Translated from Japanese: 'Sorry, but the construction site you're in charge of is Slytherin.' ๐
๐ pic.twitter.com/kjbYBCsQAJ
โ Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) April 26, 2026
HAHA!
A PASS is a PASS ๐๐ pic.twitter.com/EQTMGzZlsC
โ Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) April 21, 2026
Always take the W!
That was a close one! pic.twitter.com/26W3iheaMk
โ Tim Hawkins (@timhawkinscomic) April 20, 2026
We love Tim Hawkins!
โ IntellectualDorkWeb (@Intel_Dork) April 21, 2026
LOLOLOL! True story.
Grrrโฆ pic.twitter.com/2TlHQmem5y
โ Judianna (@Judianna) April 21, 2026
Bwahaha!
Sorry, cyclists. We're really not trying to be mean. It's just that we don't like you.
(Yes, we're just joking โฆ unless you hold up traffic.)
Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.
โ Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) April 20, 2026
Accurate. ๐
Love this. pic.twitter.com/Yn3RIU6ltF
โ Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) April 25, 2026
So good!
Good morning ๐ด pic.twitter.com/ssWCkFZyc8
โ EricNowโข (@EricNowTweets) April 21, 2026
HAHA!
Good morning, folks! pic.twitter.com/ECM55xrWIT
โ Quantum Flux (@QuantumFlux1964) April 21, 2026
C'mon. You know that's funny! ๐
Stand up Comedian โฅ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅโฅ๏ธ pic.twitter.com/sPEfsPJ0sa
โ SmokeyGirl25 (@_SmokeyGirl25) April 24, 2026
Anjelah Johnson is a funny lady. We've shared her hilarious nail salon bit before.
Itโs true though. pic.twitter.com/uGFtC0hO4r
โ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ ๐โถ๐ฏ๐๐ง๐ค๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ง (@OpossumWarfare) April 26, 2026
We don't see the problem here. ๐
Okay, you had to know there would be some assassination attempt memes.
So good pic.twitter.com/MjUJV4K7Uh
โ Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeaceful) April 26, 2026
Unfortunately, President Trump is way too familiar with this sort of thing now.
When you show her your meme collection https://t.co/q0KcdxDwfA pic.twitter.com/AL1FiEjsXW
โ Prison Mitch (@Prisonmitch) April 26, 2026
The meme makers are going to love this one. ๐
The memes of the apprehended shooter had us cracking up โฆ
โ FO๐ YOU (@F0XYOU) April 26, 2026
He won't become a Democrat hero because he failed.
The spider on my ceiling that wants to kill me pic.twitter.com/iOlDTqCRhk
โ Mattโs Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) April 26, 2026
LOLOLOL!
โ Les White (@realLesWhite) April 27, 2026
BOOM!
I know someone who writes a certain article that only appears on Mondays...
โ Beau (@Capacitor1776) April 26, 2026
This should be in it
๐ pic.twitter.com/9YRv9ods1d
Okay, this feels slightly like we're breaking some kind of unspoken rule, but we value our readers' feedback. ๐
Trump after 3 assassination attempts pic.twitter.com/Ctttv4JLHO
โ ๊NIOิ๊คฦโ โ I๊ค๊ (@Grxit) April 26, 2026
We couldn't pass up the opportunity to share that classic Reagan clip.
๐ pic.twitter.com/MWeEl4NR5C
โ Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) April 27, 2026
That explains a lot. LOL.
Todayโs the 40th anniversary of Chernobyl. I can count on one hand the amount of times Iโve been there. Itโs 14.
โ Carlos (@txiokatu) April 26, 2026
Bwahaha! Well played, sir.
Theyโre just sitting and judging people that walk by.. ๐ pic.twitter.com/NpYEKz2iCp
โ Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 26, 2026
We would totally join them. ๐
hmmm gas station cheese fluid pic.twitter.com/ywJyRqYlvU
โ i like food (@messedupfoods) April 27, 2026
We can remember the days when a cup of hot cheese fluid was only 50 cents.
โ Rani, Last of The Red Hot Boomers (@ShadesOfRani) April 26, 2026
LOL!
Asking the new Sunday School teacher to read the โfootprints in the sand" verse. pic.twitter.com/WmtqFjtUB3
โ Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) April 26, 2026
'I'm sure it's here somewhere โฆ ' ๐
Siblings be like..๐๐พ๐ pic.twitter.com/aIpE0pagN5
โ ๐oฬดgฬด (@Yoda4ever) April 26, 2026
We're sure none of you ever did anything like this to your siblings.
my culture is not your costume https://t.co/tjhmh9Jtmu
โ giraffe (@neckincrisis) April 26, 2026
HA!
In honor of her 93rd birthday, check out these classic clips of Carol Burnett.
Happy 93rd birthday Carol Burnett!!
โ Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) April 26, 2026
One of the all time great clips from 1977.
A lady asks Carol if the somebody in the audience is Maude (Bea Arthur).
But what happens next is an all time classic. ๐๐ pic.twitter.com/KLyVNgI92i
Carol Burnett ๐ฉ๐ช Went with the Wind sketch
โ Music Jim ๐ฉ๐ช (@MusicJim2) April 26, 2026
Happy 93rd Birthday, born on April 26th, 1933 ๐๐๐
That legendary curtain dress gag (I saw it in the window) is still one of the funniest moments in The Carol Burnett Show history. #CarolBurnett ๐น pic.twitter.com/0bQtcEiDUz
Happy Birthday, Carol, and thanks for the laughs!
That's gonna do it for us this week. Now, go defeat whatever nonsense Monday has planned for you, and we'll meet you right here next week for more fun!
Until we meme again โฆ
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