We hope you all had a good Halloween, but the horror is not over because … it's Monday. Yes, the day of the week that makes us all want to scream like you have to give Elizabeth Warren a foot massage. Spooky season is behind us. Allow us to be the first to wish you a Merry Christmas! Just kidding.
We don't have any candy to give you (you'll have to raid the kids' or grandkids' stash), but we do have a fresh batch of memes, jokes, and clips to share with you.
So sit back, relax, and let's get this week started off right!
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) October 27, 2025
Been there. Done that. The key is to … concentrate. 😬
We're not sure what it was this week, but the dogs and cats invaded our feed.
This is why i pay for the internet pic.twitter.com/hr1D3N25oD
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) October 27, 2025
Must be Scattish.
D****d right. pic.twitter.com/klMHk5K9cY
— Silence and Frost (@secjr112) November 2, 2025
That may be the most cantankerous possum we've ever seen! 😂
Perfect video showing how men cook pic.twitter.com/STgD0FlMbC
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) November 1, 2025
We're pretty sure this is true. Guys?
— 🎃 Duchess of Ghosts 👻 (@AnnaDsays) November 2, 2025
You know how people say 'I can feel that in my bones'? Well, that's definitely true here.
His soul literally left his body 🤣 pic.twitter.com/cTNqJrwsuV
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) November 2, 2025
LOL! That dog is like 'Ay Chihuahua!' 😂
I am still scared of quicksand and nuclear war. I now wield Daddy’s belt. pic.twitter.com/nJSHvlu4Wn
— ULTRA Grizzly Biker DAD (@AnotherHomoCon) November 3, 2025
No, seriously, we never once in our young lives saw quicksand, but we were sure it was out there, somewhere, waiting for us.
As you might have guessed, there were a lot of Halloween-themed memes and jokes. Here are some of our favorites.
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(Language Warning.)
today is a hard day for jehovah's witnesses pic.twitter.com/OxOokBlrLq
— 👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 (@OfAthenry) October 31, 2025
'What do you mean they just open their doors?!?!' 😂
Post-Halloween me time: pic.twitter.com/TFroBIFiDy
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) November 1, 2025
Realizing how far you've fallen at 2:00 am after your 7th Snack Size Butterfinger while trying not to wake up your six-year-old can be a humbling experience. And yes, the solution is to remove their Halloween bag from their room BEFORE you start eating their candy.
Make sure when you’re stocking up on clearance aisle Candy Corn this weekend that you grab enough to tide you over until next Halloween season. Better to end up with too much than too little and remember that Candy Corn never goes bad!
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 2, 2025
Get to the store early to beat the rush! pic.twitter.com/iwXpFhcPur
Candy corn is an acquired taste. 😂
— Reynolds Global (@Reynolds_Global) November 1, 2025
Bwahaha! That's messed up.
Good morning! pic.twitter.com/HG71fxp6jV
— Texas Courtney (@AlaskanCourtney) November 2, 2025
Y'all are sick for laughing at that! 😂
Me: “I got some good workouts in this week, and I’m feeling pretty good.”
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) November 3, 2025
My kid’s Halloween candy: “LOL…Get wrecked.”
True story. You know how you avoid that?
Ready for Halloween pic.twitter.com/YQvqItSdWm
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) October 31, 2025
LOL.
Winner of the best halloween costume 😂 pic.twitter.com/jERXdsCuRs
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) November 2, 2025
It's perfect! 😂
father of 2 goes on murder spree after his sons bring home kazoos from church Trunk or Treat
— Magills (@magills_) October 29, 2025
HAHA! Kazoos should be used for enhanced interrogation.
And then came this legendary Halloween post from the VP …
— JD Vance (@JDVance) October 31, 2025
LOLOLOL!
He did the meme! 😂💀
— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) October 31, 2025
Twitter/X absolutely loved Vance's 'costume'.
— Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) November 1, 2025
The U.S. Mint needs to produce a commemorative dollar coin featuring the VP Vance meme. 😂
My entire timeline right now… ☠️ pic.twitter.com/3t04Z2jnjx
— Nick’s Dank Memes (@Nicksdankmemes3) October 31, 2025
It was a good laugh. The Left will never get the self-deprecating humor.
Vance followed up with a video before he took his kids trick-or-treating while still in character.
Vice President Vance on TikTok:
— Vice President JD Vance (@VP) October 31, 2025
“Happy Halloween everyone, remember to say thank you while you trick or treat!” pic.twitter.com/YoKhKmeP6w
Thank you, Mr. Vice President!
Okay, that's enough Halloween.
This is so me it’s not just Utah moms!!
— Suzee Q (@SusieM414141) November 2, 2025
Already got the stockings up. 🎄 https://t.co/XLECJi7wYV pic.twitter.com/HkcbkynNMp
Never mind! Bring back Halloween! 😂
Seriously, that lady's crazy, but in all the good ways.
This is for Ziggy and you cats and kittens out there! pic.twitter.com/uBzjUJbiSR
— 🎃 Duchess of Ghosts 👻 (@AnnaDsays) November 2, 2025
It's coming!
— 🔥🇺🇸 KC 🇺🇸🔥 (@KCPayTreeIt) November 2, 2025
Oh, SNAP! 😂
Heh. @fuzzychimpcom pic.twitter.com/2wnREu0ni4
— ⚔️Princess Cutabitch™️⚔️🏴🇺🇸 🇮🇱⭕🎩 (@PCutabitch) October 31, 2025
LOL. Admit it, you sang that.
No? Okay, how about this one?
For @fuzzychimpcom pic.twitter.com/JaD3WrJ2hs
— ⚔️Princess Cutabitch™️⚔️🏴🇺🇸 🇮🇱⭕🎩 (@PCutabitch) October 31, 2025
We KNOW you sang that one! 😂
CONFIRMED: Head Empty pic.twitter.com/Q3uBLyz1vT
— Cats That Make You Go Awww (@CuteAdorableCat) November 1, 2025
The eyebrows! 😂
Whitney Houston's Drummer was like…
— 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘™️ (@CL4WS_OUT) October 31, 2025
🥁🤩🤣 pic.twitter.com/nrvQvUP8iQ
LOLOLOL!
Please pray for my daughter who had to empty the dishwasher when she "just did this yesterday and she's tired."
— mariana Z (@mariana057) November 1, 2025
Thoughts and prayers. 😂
— G (@stevensongs) November 1, 2025
Now that's talent!
— Memerific (@Memerific2) November 1, 2025
We know what you're thinking. Shut up!
the greatest plot twist of all time 💀 pic.twitter.com/eVAMb8snes
— HODL HUMOR (@Hodllhumor) November 2, 2025
Legend. 😂
— SuperPranker.com (@superpranker) November 1, 2025
Hey, some of us need our 5th-grade boy humor fix. LOL.
— 🎞️ s**tposts.mp4 🎞️ (@s**tposts_mp4) November 1, 2025
We've always wondered how that would work! 😂
Gotta stop smoking weed thought that pipe was rafiki off lion king pic.twitter.com/E1GPqDgBKp
— Cjay (@ced_jayy) November 1, 2025
We totally see it. LOL.
This is how you know you raised your kid right!!🤣🤣🤣
— SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) November 2, 2025
Check out the dad's reaction!!!
Priceless!!😂 pic.twitter.com/ckGz3ez1aV
Bwahaha!
Good morning
— Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) November 2, 2025
😬😂 pic.twitter.com/FeDQj6bxwT
Exactly!
Speaking of daylight savings time, our classic comedy clip this week comes from the legendary show Cheers.
Lmao, the only good thing about ending daylight savings time! pic.twitter.com/0S5OYvv9nq
— 🇺🇸Steve2A🇺🇸God🇺🇸Family🇺🇸Country🇺🇸 (@lakemonstercl1) November 2, 2025
Making your way in the world Mondays takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot.
And that's what we're here for!
— G (@stevensongs) November 2, 2025
We really hope you all have a good Monday today. We don't know how it can be much worse than a guy who decided to roll around in the 'fluffy blankets' he discovered in the attic. 😂
As always, thanks for starting your day with us, and we'll see you back here next Monday, reloaded with more laughs.
Until we meme again …
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