Did you ever notice that a lot of federal holidays land on Monday? Do you know why? Of course, you do โฆ because Monday sucks! People will do anything to get out of going to work on Monday, including planning national holidays.
Happy birthday to President Washington anyway. If you're not one of the lucky few who get the day off, we're going to grind through the start of this Monday with the funniest memes, clips, and jokes we found on Twitter/X this past week!
As you know, Valentine's Day was this past week, and the love of humor was in the air.
This is *too* good. pic.twitter.com/3PJFmGUI3a
โ Merissa Hansen (@merissahansen17) February 14, 2025
LOL. This dude has found a good one!
On Valentineโs Day, always remember that fonts matter! pic.twitter.com/1tA0ExjN0L
โ Laura W. (@BumpstockBarbie) February 14, 2025
Hint: You want to get the top one. ๐
Good morning everyone!
โ Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) February 11, 2025
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We can hear his wife laughing, so we know he didn't die after this.
GM, Twitter. Happy Valentine's Day. pic.twitter.com/KyeeKIfakl
โ Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) February 14, 2025
Dang, dude! That's harsh. ๐
Ah, Valentine's Day and loving happy couples everywhere โฆ
Bro got the free trial of married life ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/3RAknLPgwD
โ internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) February 14, 2025
โฆ and misplaced jealousy too. LOL.
Disaster As King Solomon Only Buys 698 Valentine's Day Gifts https://t.co/EU6Y0wm5kB pic.twitter.com/B8scod9skR
โ The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 14, 2025
Poor Solomon had to sleep on the couch โฆ with one of the other 698 wives that night.
Nothing says love like a little โฆ
Are men really this annoying ๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/Ig9rONzGFu
โ Kingsley (@_realkings) February 15, 2025
Yes, but we prefer the term 'endearing'.
Michael is a deep thinker๐Not necessarily smart pic.twitter.com/uOk0eSfY7S
โ I am Ken (@Ikennect) February 14, 2025
DO NOT use this joke on Valentine's Day. ๐
Get her something expensive this Valentineโs Day pic.twitter.com/9ItVGO3shT
โ Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) February 14, 2025
Gonna take out a loan for Easter. LOL.
You know this is a good husband pic.twitter.com/jonlzmuwpa
โ Dudes Posting Their Wโs (@DudespostingWs) February 11, 2025
Ladies, if you're looking for love, find yourself a guy like this.
Happy Valentineโs Day everyone pic.twitter.com/ycmKOvRgnD
โ Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) February 14, 2025
BOOM. ๐
(Language Warning.)
Couple passed out at my show at the same time. pic.twitter.com/54iGm3ixYC
โ Gary Owen (@garyowencomedy) February 11, 2025
Now THAT is true love. ๐
Happy Valentineโs Day! pic.twitter.com/G1PId7iUZT
โ Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) February 14, 2025
You will have to pry the Flamin' Hot Cheetos from our cold, dead, cheese-powdered hands, Bobby! ๐
Damn, Levi crop dusted him....๐๐คฃ๐ pic.twitter.com/ZSdSknY0Bn
โ ๐บ๐ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐บ๐ธ (@pr0ud_americans) February 15, 2025
Sometimes, love stinks.
Okay, okay, that's enough for Valentine's Day.
โ Mens_Corner__ (@Mens_Corner__) February 9, 2025
LOL. We love it too.
I knew he was setting them up for the punchline ๐คฃpic.twitter.com/FkiZc2Sb2u
โ Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) February 10, 2025
They did not see that coming at all. ๐
lmao ๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/0nPXfAupcS
โ Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) February 11, 2025
LOLOLOL!
โ Sh**postGateway (@Sh**postGate) February 14, 2025
LOL! It gets funnier every time. ๐
โ Christina Pushaw ๐ ๐บ๐ธ (@ChristinaPushaw) February 14, 2025
HAHA!
Yeah.. I'd have been on a milk carton. ๐คทโโ๏ธ pic.twitter.com/VFinUDuwMn
โ Gen๐ (@gen197x) February 14, 2025
Bwahaha!
I hope they blocked off the entrance to the slide as well and itโs not just full of kids trying to get out pic.twitter.com/OE7MH0SPgX
โ greg (@greg16676935420) February 14, 2025
Now that's funny! ๐๐๐
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โ steve (@bagshaw2112) February 14, 2025
LOLOLOL! Well done.
โ Mykhaรฏlo Golub (@golub) February 13, 2025
This may be the funniest 'take your kid to work day' meme we've ever seen. ๐
Trump was having English translated to English ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/hvNXsqjyTF
โ Unpack With Jack Mac (@UnpackJackMac) February 14, 2025
Guys โฆ we are DYING over here! 2025 has been so much fun, and we're just getting started! ๐๐๐
We could have used this guy in Calculus 3.
๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/e874uoVyAg
โ Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) February 15, 2025
See what we mean? This is going to be a hoot!
We know who the fun one is pic.twitter.com/bQVUuDZ0J2
โ non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) February 15, 2025
She's great! ๐
โ internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) February 15, 2025
LOLOLOL! So dark.
Godamn savage @JerrySeinfeld hahaha pic.twitter.com/stzdOvP3o6
โ Eitan Fischberger (@EFischberger) February 16, 2025
Wow, Jerry for the kill shot!
My new air fryer. Very good quality pic.twitter.com/NHvchN14jK
โ snow (@ihysnow) February 15, 2025
Oh no! ๐
โWe Need Better Training In The Airforceโ.- Nigeria Airforce Personnel Posts On TikTok. pic.twitter.com/P04ZaqGTD6
โ Somto Okonkwo (@General_Somto) February 16, 2025
When the dude set off the car alarm! ๐๐๐
Those bastards. They hit us in the night pic.twitter.com/YjGOQDS4hk
โ doctor worm (@awaitingtrial) February 15, 2025
This will not stand! ๐
If you don't know...you're a Millennial or Gen-Z ๐ pic.twitter.com/rEzGwmudE3
โ ๐ ฟ๏ธยฎ๏ธ๐ซโโ๐พ (@proxcee) February 16, 2025
We're pretty sure that's us trying to get the Monday Memes out by 6:00 am. LOL.
(Language Warning.)
Itโs funny because itโs true ๐ pic.twitter.com/kkDmZFPshw
โ Laura W. (@BumpstockBarbie) February 12, 2025
The Waffle House is the Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde of restaurant chains. ๐
โ Jokerswild (@JokersWildUK) February 15, 2025
Bro โฆ same.
Good morning
โ Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) February 10, 2025
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Bwahaha!
(Language Warning.)
When Trusting Wifey Goes Wrong! ๐ pic.twitter.com/fQ6fPNACHE
โ Daily Know (@xDaily_Know) February 11, 2025
We've shared a version of this before. Guys โฆ trusting your wife doesn't mean being stupid. ๐
โ out of context dogs (@contextdogs) February 15, 2025
Who's a good flat tire?! LOL.
I wasnโt ready ๐ pic.twitter.com/tnxdxZcKmz
โ Rock (@TheCensoredRock) February 11, 2025
We watched this SO many times. ๐๐๐
For our throwback comedy video of the week, we're going back to the time when Norm Macdonald absolutely cooked NBC and SNL.
since the guy didnโt post the video, hereโs the video https://t.co/pOIHyQv6Tp pic.twitter.com/ntIMd9KL7A
โ daisy โdan gooseโ tackett (@fatstevebuscemi) February 16, 2025
That's why we loved Norm. He always said the things you weren't supposed to say.
โ WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) February 15, 2025
We hope you all take on this Monday like a drunken cow-fighting pig, but if not, just drag yourselves through.
We'll be here on the other side, waiting to have some laughs again next Monday.
Until we meme again โฆ
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