Did you ever notice that a lot of federal holidays land on Monday? Do you know why? Of course, you do … because Monday sucks! People will do anything to get out of going to work on Monday, including planning national holidays.
Happy birthday to President Washington anyway. If you're not one of the lucky few who get the day off, we're going to grind through the start of this Monday with the funniest memes, clips, and jokes we found on Twitter/X this past week!
As you know, Valentine's Day was this past week, and the love of humor was in the air.
This is *too* good. pic.twitter.com/3PJFmGUI3a
— Merissa Hansen (@merissahansen17) February 14, 2025
LOL. This dude has found a good one!
On Valentine’s Day, always remember that fonts matter! pic.twitter.com/1tA0ExjN0L
— Laura W. (@BumpstockBarbie) February 14, 2025
Hint: You want to get the top one. 😂
Good morning everyone!
— Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) February 11, 2025
😬🤣 pic.twitter.com/eXtWohFvft
We can hear his wife laughing, so we know he didn't die after this.
GM, Twitter. Happy Valentine's Day. pic.twitter.com/KyeeKIfakl
— Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) February 14, 2025
Dang, dude! That's harsh. 😂
Ah, Valentine's Day and loving happy couples everywhere …
Bro got the free trial of married life 😭 pic.twitter.com/3RAknLPgwD
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) February 14, 2025
… and misplaced jealousy too. LOL.
Disaster As King Solomon Only Buys 698 Valentine's Day Gifts https://t.co/EU6Y0wm5kB pic.twitter.com/B8scod9skR
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 14, 2025
Poor Solomon had to sleep on the couch … with one of the other 698 wives that night.
Nothing says love like a little …
Are men really this annoying 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Ig9rONzGFu
— Kingsley (@_realkings) February 15, 2025
Yes, but we prefer the term 'endearing'.
Michael is a deep thinker😂Not necessarily smart pic.twitter.com/uOk0eSfY7S
— I am Ken (@Ikennect) February 14, 2025
DO NOT use this joke on Valentine's Day. 😂
Get her something expensive this Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/9ItVGO3shT
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) February 14, 2025
Gonna take out a loan for Easter. LOL.
You know this is a good husband pic.twitter.com/jonlzmuwpa
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) February 11, 2025
Ladies, if you're looking for love, find yourself a guy like this.
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone pic.twitter.com/ycmKOvRgnD
— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) February 14, 2025
BOOM. 😂
(Language Warning.)
Couple passed out at my show at the same time. pic.twitter.com/54iGm3ixYC
— Gary Owen (@garyowencomedy) February 11, 2025
Now THAT is true love. 😂
Happy Valentine’s Day! pic.twitter.com/G1PId7iUZT
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) February 14, 2025
You will have to pry the Flamin' Hot Cheetos from our cold, dead, cheese-powdered hands, Bobby! 😂
Damn, Levi crop dusted him....😂🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/ZSdSknY0Bn
— 🇺🇸𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇🇺🇸 (@pr0ud_americans) February 15, 2025
Sometimes, love stinks.
Okay, okay, that's enough for Valentine's Day.
— Mens_Corner__ (@Mens_Corner__) February 9, 2025
LOL. We love it too.
I knew he was setting them up for the punchline 🤣pic.twitter.com/FkiZc2Sb2u
— Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) February 10, 2025
They did not see that coming at all. 😂
lmao 🤣 pic.twitter.com/0nPXfAupcS
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) February 11, 2025
LOLOLOL!
— Sh**postGateway (@Sh**postGate) February 14, 2025
LOL! It gets funnier every time. 💀
— Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 (@ChristinaPushaw) February 14, 2025
HAHA!
Yeah.. I'd have been on a milk carton. 🤷♂️ pic.twitter.com/VFinUDuwMn
— Gen𝕏 (@gen197x) February 14, 2025
Bwahaha!
I hope they blocked off the entrance to the slide as well and it’s not just full of kids trying to get out pic.twitter.com/OE7MH0SPgX
— greg (@greg16676935420) February 14, 2025
Now that's funny! 😂😂😂
😀😀😀😝😝😝😝 pic.twitter.com/ynDcyRc4gH
— steve (@bagshaw2112) February 14, 2025
LOLOLOL! Well done.
— Mykhaïlo Golub (@golub) February 13, 2025
This may be the funniest 'take your kid to work day' meme we've ever seen. 😂
Trump was having English translated to English 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/hvNXsqjyTF
— Unpack With Jack Mac (@UnpackJackMac) February 14, 2025
Guys … we are DYING over here! 2025 has been so much fun, and we're just getting started! 😂😂😂
We could have used this guy in Calculus 3.
😏😏😏 pic.twitter.com/e874uoVyAg
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) February 15, 2025
See what we mean? This is going to be a hoot!
We know who the fun one is pic.twitter.com/bQVUuDZ0J2
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) February 15, 2025
She's great! 😂
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) February 15, 2025
LOLOLOL! So dark.
Godamn savage @JerrySeinfeld hahaha pic.twitter.com/stzdOvP3o6
— Eitan Fischberger (@EFischberger) February 16, 2025
Wow, Jerry for the kill shot!
My new air fryer. Very good quality pic.twitter.com/NHvchN14jK
— snow (@ihysnow) February 15, 2025
Oh no! 😂
“We Need Better Training In The Airforce”.- Nigeria Airforce Personnel Posts On TikTok. pic.twitter.com/P04ZaqGTD6
— Somto Okonkwo (@General_Somto) February 16, 2025
When the dude set off the car alarm! 💀💀💀
Those bastards. They hit us in the night pic.twitter.com/YjGOQDS4hk
— doctor worm (@awaitingtrial) February 15, 2025
This will not stand! 😂
If you don't know...you're a Millennial or Gen-Z 😂 pic.twitter.com/rEzGwmudE3
— 🅿️®️🚫❌✌🏾 (@proxcee) February 16, 2025
We're pretty sure that's us trying to get the Monday Memes out by 6:00 am. LOL.
(Language Warning.)
It’s funny because it’s true 😂 pic.twitter.com/kkDmZFPshw
— Laura W. (@BumpstockBarbie) February 12, 2025
The Waffle House is the Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde of restaurant chains. 😂
— Jokerswild (@JokersWildUK) February 15, 2025
Bro … same.
Good morning
— Danielle (@daniellemerrim1) February 10, 2025
😬😂 pic.twitter.com/PfcxOAfAf8
Bwahaha!
(Language Warning.)
When Trusting Wifey Goes Wrong! 😂 pic.twitter.com/fQ6fPNACHE
— Daily Know (@xDaily_Know) February 11, 2025
We've shared a version of this before. Guys … trusting your wife doesn't mean being stupid. 😂
— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) February 15, 2025
Who's a good flat tire?! LOL.
I wasn’t ready 😂 pic.twitter.com/tnxdxZcKmz
— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) February 11, 2025
We watched this SO many times. 😂😂😂
For our throwback comedy video of the week, we're going back to the time when Norm Macdonald absolutely cooked NBC and SNL.
since the guy didn’t post the video, here’s the video https://t.co/pOIHyQv6Tp pic.twitter.com/ntIMd9KL7A
— daisy “dan goose” tackett (@fatstevebuscemi) February 16, 2025
That's why we loved Norm. He always said the things you weren't supposed to say.
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) February 15, 2025
We hope you all take on this Monday like a drunken cow-fighting pig, but if not, just drag yourselves through.
We'll be here on the other side, waiting to have some laughs again next Monday.
Until we meme again …
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