Iran is, generally, not the best place to live these days, or at least not the best place to live for generals. (ba-dum-TSH!)
Seething over the strike on the Damascus consulate that reunited General Mohammad Reza Zahedi with Qasem Soleimani, Iran's Subtweet Leader Khamenei vowed revenge in Hebrew.
בעזרת השם נגרום לציונים להתחרט על פשע התוקפנות שלהם נגד הקונסוליה האיראנית בדמשק
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) April 3, 2024
With God's help we will make the Zionists repent of their crime of aggression against the Iranian consulate in Damascus.
Look around you, dude. God doesn't appear to be on your team.
Zahedi was said to play a 'prominent role' in the October 7 terrorist attack against Israel. The world is better without him.
It's an understatement to say many conservative-leaning Twitter/X users think very little of Iran's Supreme Leader, Sayyid Ali Khamenei, and the replies were funny, as you might expect.
Khaleesi, you appear to have sat on your keyboard
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) April 3, 2024
LOL. Three Year Letterman always has a banger of a tweet.
From inside the Iranian military war room right now:
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) April 4, 2024
General: “Sir we need to focus on Israel.”
Supreme Leader: “Not until you take out this American youth football coach who keeps calling me Khaleesi and saying things about waterbeds and some beef restaurant.”
Bwahaha! You have to admit it's pretty great we live in a time when a dude who runs a parody account in America can troll Iran's top leader.
"With God's help we will make the Zionists repent of their crime of aggression against the Iranian consulate in Damascus"
— Sunny (@sunnyright) April 3, 2024
Bitch, the Zionists have F-35s. https://t.co/RG8InBDmRk
Good luck, Ali.
Maybe if you stopped funding Hamas you wouldn't find yourself in these situations.
Amazing. pic.twitter.com/ZIjDRIkToR
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) April 3, 2024
Clearly, we need to brush up on our Hebrew.
Tough words from a guy scared of women’s hair. https://t.co/zU2h6oQEZH
— Amanda (@ShooguhLipz) April 4, 2024
HAHA!
תבכה יותר
— Tony Kinnett (@TheTonus) April 3, 2024
Translation: Cry more.
he's been yapping all day 😭 https://t.co/Ixufvbty4Z pic.twitter.com/kowMKtmB4z
— zeke 🇩🇿 (@zeckoid) April 4, 2024
Yes, the Khamenei account spent the day ranting, including praising the October 7th attacks against Israel.
The box score is hard to decipher but I think the Zionists kicked the Iranian’s ass on a neutral field in Syria.
— Boycott China (@SquattingDoggg) April 4, 2024
I checked my BetMGM app and I think the Zionists were favored by a couple of touchdowns so it wasn’t an upset.
Iran is a paper tiger.
https://t.co/XhKNoy5Wcv pic.twitter.com/UKJMlqUWXJ
— Dead Musashi (@KhamasEnjoyer) April 3, 2024
Yeah, it's like that.
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ he’s tweeting in Hebrew now https://t.co/qcipqckx6A
— Kosher🎗 (@KosherCockney) April 4, 2024
He's super serious and stuff.
What a clown.
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