We've got an absolute overload of memes, jokes, and other funny tweets for you on this fine Monday morning.
Y'all gave us way too much to work with this week. Strap in, folks. Here we go!
https://t.co/jfdN2OGH6F https://t.co/IHkw2KftCX
— Allen 🐟 (@arlasko) December 3, 2023
Did you click it?
Yeah, we did too. 😑
— 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙𝔸𝕂 (@karababy4224) December 9, 2023
That is twisted. Welcome, friend.
Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape https://t.co/Xllnzhxesp pic.twitter.com/YuutvWpkP4
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 4, 2023
Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) December 4, 2023
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID
Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document
Where else are you going to get wisdom like this?
*** Disclaimer: Twitchy Team is not responsible for any personal harm resulting from following the advice found on Monday Morning Meme Madness.
This is why I hate dolls… pic.twitter.com/FiKzFKdPtM
— Ultra Grateful Calvin 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶 (@shoveitjack) December 10, 2023
LOLOLOL!
Unsee it. I dare you. pic.twitter.com/Yvt7BkM7hX
— (•_•) (@AsTheWorldBurnz) December 8, 2023
To the person who did this: We will never forgive you.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) December 10, 2023
Ha!
Me if there was an award for breaking down my wife’s Amazon boxes every week pic.twitter.com/yFB83Ubhho
— Ramp Capital (@RampCapitalLLC) December 10, 2023
Husbands be like:
Good morning, X. 😃 pic.twitter.com/grMQehZF7W
— KneesPenguin2.0 (@KLee8615) December 5, 2023
He was only in his sixties when that was taken.
https://t.co/tLxuy68Ize pic.twitter.com/QYlmfqICmC
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) December 10, 2023
LOL. (In case you missed it.)
This MF spittin #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/16m1gpnwuH
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) December 7, 2023
Three days before the 'live stream'. Memers have superpowers.
https://t.co/Kjc9m1bd1z pic.twitter.com/X7gpvkj45F
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) December 8, 2023
Smartest man he knows …
Good morning, Xers 😊 pic.twitter.com/98IuAJ00rO
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 5, 2023
Goals! Also, whoever cut that pizza should be arrested.
— Utterly Purple (@DefiantlyFree) December 4, 2023
YEEESSSSS!!!
— Mrs. Sassy Pants (@TheDanielleRock) July 17, 2022
We can't be the only ones who are sort of disappointed we've never caught on fire and got to try this out.
What kind of losers pose on someone else’s car like this? pic.twitter.com/WmquhVaxCt
— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) December 4, 2023
Now that's just funny!
That Bert is a savage 😂 pic.twitter.com/FKl53yqV0D
— JJ the Jolly (@blueorchid1977) December 8, 2023
Ernie? You good?
— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) December 8, 2023
Bwahaha!
😱🤣😂🤣☠️ pic.twitter.com/D8eJ1m0IbJ
— 🏴 Nevada Memes før Liberty🏴 (@1864Memes) December 10, 2023
JESSICAAAAA!!! LOL.
Please join me in boycotting all Israeli brands until Brian Stelter is released, clothed and unharmed. #FreeBrian✊🏼 pic.twitter.com/kpEF2UWDKN
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) December 9, 2023
Hollaria … 😂
— Schadenfreudelish (@aggierican) December 9, 2023
This is the content we need.
I just witnessed a murder on Facebook pic.twitter.com/7m77inpueq
— Dr Strangetweet Or How I Learned To Love The RT (@lone_rides) December 9, 2023
💀💀💀
— G (@stevensongs) December 10, 2023
He's such a good boi though!
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) December 9, 2023
We just want them to follow through ONE TIME.
lol pic.twitter.com/kK92gonVRM
— Space Dragons Guild (@SpaceDragonsGld) December 10, 2023
We laughed.
— SweetDee (@RealUnsweetDee) December 7, 2023
LOLOLOL!
— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) December 10, 2023
This is the way.
This will never not be funny 🤣pic.twitter.com/zqooJRu7HJ https://t.co/BLNu5ooMXT
— vids that go hard (@vidsthatgohard) December 10, 2023
Ouch! Dude knocked the Spidey senses out of himself.
Hottest cover in Gaza right now? pic.twitter.com/r6ruiw2Fwg
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) December 10, 2023
Nice.
What I thought my life would look like vs what it actually looks like: pic.twitter.com/LTbpIr6ZCr
— 🎄Jess de Nöel 🕯️🇮🇱 (@LadyJessMacBeth) December 10, 2023
We can relate.
Family Guy nails how the left would celebrate Christmas in 2023... 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/aLfCLncOuw
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) December 9, 2023
Nailed it.
— Heathen King (@justice_Tyr22) December 9, 2023
LOL. Well played.
— Ordnance Jay Packard's Eggnog Creamery (@OrdnancePackard) December 10, 2023
If Bidenomics was a contractor.
— G (@stevensongs) December 10, 2023
LOL! We liked that one way too much.
Fellas? pic.twitter.com/FPMKcIedPX
— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) December 11, 2023
Yes, please.
Good morning! pic.twitter.com/vytboUjz2e
— 𝑹𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒉 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒌 🎄 (@SweetVaBreezy) December 10, 2023
We used to watch Christmas Vacation around the holidays for fun. Now we use it as a training manual.
https://t.co/fcrSduIgC7 pic.twitter.com/aIo33l0S2p
— Boo (@IzaBooboo) December 10, 2023
Ha!
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) December 10, 2023
Live shot of GenX:
Good morning! pic.twitter.com/GqU3i6YLXV
— Texas Courtney (@AlaskanCourtney) December 10, 2023
Almost every dude watching this knows he probably would.
— placekicker (@placekicker17) December 10, 2023
LOL. Truth.
Y’all trusting wifey ??? 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7emm3EWyRE
— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) December 11, 2023
Dude! Trusting your wife and letting her go Indiana Jones with a belt at your head are two entirely different things. 😂
— Toad (@ItsToad_) December 10, 2023
Dad jokes rule.
Bro really brought out the tortilla to hibachi lol pic.twitter.com/ySQFD2848t
— Lance🇱🇨 (@Bornakang) December 7, 2023
You're dead inside if you didn't laugh at that one. 😂
— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) December 10, 2023
HAHAHA!
I’m wheezing 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/qtD3tJKjX9
— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) December 9, 2023
Now that's good. 😂
— Julie Minds (@JoulesMinds) December 10, 2023
Happy season of severe illness and death to all who celebrate!
#TolkienPosting pic.twitter.com/xceR04FG9n
— Ordnance Jay Packard's Eggnog Creamery (@OrdnancePackard) December 11, 2023
Well done.
Perfect for that Rockbiter in your life. pic.twitter.com/oRnNLR93Hf
— Daddy Warpig (@DaddyWarpig) December 10, 2023
Some of you have something like that in your fridge. Admit it.
Uranus has the best fudge pic.twitter.com/wbv0NZruiu
— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeacefull) December 10, 2023
How is this a real thing? LOL.
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) December 10, 2023
Also, no little kid on the face of the earth ever thought a squirt gun that shoots jelly was a bad idea.
They was both strapped 🤣🤣🤣 IM OUT#grindfacetv
— GrindFace TV (Entertainment) (@grindfacetv) December 8, 2023
@ maineeventthecreator pic.twitter.com/DZ4WWFw448
We are dying, y'all! 🤣
https://t.co/qeDcbnDtbA pic.twitter.com/oHWqZ5iOuP
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) December 11, 2023
Hey, we've gotta make jokes. It's the only way to keep our sanity.
It’s the season for leftovers pic.twitter.com/E84Z8KF8WO
— Dave (@new_wave_dave) December 11, 2023
Been there. Done that.
— Christian Memes and Puns (@ChristianPunsOG) December 10, 2023
LOL. Speaking of games …
— G (@stevensongs) December 11, 2023
Granny's got a rig!
Gamer dads be like:
— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) December 10, 2023
Christmas is coming …
True lol pic.twitter.com/S178BSz1tC
— Woman of Wonder (@WonderW97800751) December 10, 2023
Behave yourselves!
Now go out there and take on Monday like you're Joe Biden tangling with a set of stairs … but better.
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