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Fuzzy Chimp

He did it. The doggone son of a gun did it. Philip Bump fact-checked the poop map used by Ron DeSantis in his debate against Gavin Newsom.

As Twitchy readers know, the Florida politician used the fecal figure to dump on conditions in the Golden Gate City under the steaming pile that has been Newsom's leadership.

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To be clear, nobody who saw DeSantis's image of browntown San Francisco believed the entire city was entirely encased in a brown sheath of bygone Thanksgiving food kitchen dinners.

The point was clear: There is an excrement excess in the Californian city, and it's not exactly a secret. Newsom bears some responsibility for that.

Democracy dies in the dungheap, or something.

Seriously, that was the gist of the WaPo Bump dump.

According to Bump:

That is not what the actual map looks like, though. What’s above is an image pretty clearly meant to heighten the sense that San Francisco is buried under mounds of excrement which, multiple people (and this webcam) can attest, is not the case.

Guys … he linked out to a webcam image that consists mostly of a rooftop and the San Francisco Bay.

'Look, folks! No poop!'

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Philip doesn't get it.

This isn't the first … uh … journalistic vowel movement … from Philip Bump that has generated such a response. It won't be the last.

This is what he does now, and then he locks replies so nobody can respond because 'democracy' or something.

They. Have. A. Poop. App.

Bump always finds a way to step in it.

Bwahaha!

Right?! In the universe of possible responses to this caca catastrophe, taking a deep dive into the size of the map's stool samples would not be our first choice. Honestly, it wouldn't even be … number two.

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You're welcome.

Do it.

LOLOLOL!

So close, Steeze. So close.

You just can't make this s … Anyhoo.

Nice.

Live shot of Philip Bump approaching this fact-check.

More Bump:

You’ll notice an important bit of data that DeSantis didn’t mention: it shows human waste reported from 2011 to 2019 — a span of nine years.

Great point, Phil. The dookie deluge has had an additional four years to pile up under Newsom's reign.

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This is where we are. The Washington Post has been reduced to sh**posting for Democrats. Keep wiping up after them, guys. It ain't helping.

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