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There's Something Super Sketchy About Sam Bankman-Fried's Courtroom Portrait

(AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

People are perplexed by this curious courtroom caricature of Sam Bankman-Fried.

Don't get us wrong, it looks great. Too great. It's nearly Bankman-bereft.

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Seriously, folks. We've all seen the chunky-cheeked crypto con man.

That. Ain't. Him.

THANK YOU! That's what we're saying! LOL.

This doesn't pass the smell test, but the responses are still funny.

Now somebody's making sense.

LOLOLOL!

Ha! If you know, you know.

Some portrait artists are kinder than others, we guess?

Nailed it.

That's how it be.

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WHOA! He's right!

Bwahaha!

We found our winner!

There's quite a difference between 'Mega Chad Bankman-Fried' and 'Has Had the Ring of Power for 40 Years Bankman-Fried'.

He's come a long way from this rendition published by Axios. LOL.

Yeah, courtroom portrait artists are not usually this kind. Brady looks sort of … deflated.

So … we're doubtful.

The whole thing is sketchy.

This is the normal courtroom sketch artist Sam Bankman-Fried looking back, wishing he was the Chad Bankman-Fried.

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Our verdict?

We really, really, REALLY wish it was real, but we can't find the source anywhere.

We're thinking it's a 'no', but it's still hilarious, and we can always hope.

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