This entire Biden classified documents scandal is hilarious. In typical fashion, the Left went full ‘Chicken Little, treasonous threat to the Republic’ clown show when the Trump Mar-a-Lago classified document story broke.
Now, they’re stuck trying to figure out how to excuse Biden for apparently having held onto classified documents for decades while still maintaining their ‘serious situation’ game face in the latest effort to get Trump.
The Doofus-In-Chief is not helping their efforts because they keep finding more and more classified documents in his possession. LOL.
BREAKING: DOJ seizes more classified docs from Biden's Wilmington home after 12-hour search https://t.co/hjSvuZWvFV
— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 22, 2023
It’s not clear how many classified documents are in the latest find, but the ‘DOJ seized an additional six items consisting of classified documents’, according to the Fox News article.
Some of these were from Biden’s time in the Senate.
Remember, team Trump has always made the argument that Trump had presidential powers to declassify documents. That legal battle has not taken place, but there is an argument to be made.
No such claim could be made of Senator Biden or Vice President Biden. As far as President Biden, his brain is probably the safest place on earth to store classified information. Even he won’t be able to share it within an hour or two, but we digress.
What is clear is that he was not supposed to be in possession of these documents. That is, it’s illegal. Maybe they’ll call them ‘undocumented documents’?
This says some of the docs are from his Senate service.
Serious Q: how on earth did he do that?
I’ve served in the Senate for 10 years. EVERY single classified doc I’ve read—100%—have been in a secure SCIF in the basement of the Capitol.
What the hell?? https://t.co/XXznYth2dA
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 22, 2023
How does Joe Biden get away with stuff like this?
It’s simple really. He’ll say something like ‘My dad always used to say, Joey, if you’re gonna look at classified documents take ’em out of the SCIF and hide ’em in your garage. I’m not joking.’ Then the leftist media will dismiss it as just another ‘Crazy Uncle Joe’ moment. He’s been playing this game for years.
BREAKING: President Biden’s personal attorney says DOJ searched Biden’s Wilmington home on Friday and discovered 6 more classified documents, which they took possession of. Some of the documents were from Biden’s time in the Senate, others from his time as VP. @FoxNews
— Bill Melugin (@BillFOXLA) January 22, 2023
Cue up the media spin praising Biden for going above and beyond to work with the DOJ, unlike the Evil Orange One, to … divulge classified documents he has illegally possessed for decades.
In order to provide some clarity, this situation is probably not all that rare. It has been claimed that there is an over classification problem – that, when in doubt, documents are labeled as classified when they’re really not. There are likely hordes of such information floating around the country in file folders, on computers, and in basements where it’s technically not supposed to be.
Democrats created this mess for themselves because they had to convince the public a few months ago that Trump having classified documents in a secure location at Mar-a-Lago with constant Secret Service protection was the worst thing to happen since Watergate. They look pretty dumb now, and we love it.
On January 12, the White House said SIX TIMES the search for classified documents was complete.
ANOTHER batch of classified documents — including some from Biden’s years in the SENATE — we’re just discovered at Biden’s Wilmington home.
pic.twitter.com/X8qwe7YOae— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 21, 2023
We mentioned this was an utter clown show, right? Just wanted to be sure. Ha!
Why no pretty pictures of the CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS?!!
DOJ seizes more classified docs from Biden's Wilmington home after 12-hour search… https://t.co/XMa3YbTbGp— Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) January 22, 2023
LOL! Remember the ‘bombshell’ photos from the DOJ of the Trump classified documents spread across the floor?
It’s almost like the DOJ nor the press has any interest in pursuing a similar narrative with a Democrat president.
Seriously, classified documents spread out on Biden’s garage floor next to an oil stain and a dirty box labeled ‘Jill’s doctor stuff’ would have made a great photo.
Was Biden papering his walls with classified info, like John Nash in a Beautiful Mind? https://t.co/NFuVPhHZXH
— Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) January 22, 2023
Bwahaha! Biden probably uses classified documents to line the cages of his dogs when they get kicked out of the White House.
There was NO WARRANT and NO SUBPOENA for FBI search at Biden’s Wilmington home on Friday, I’m told. It was a voluntary search agreed to by Biden and his personal legal team.
— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 22, 2023
‘Biden illegally possessed classified documents the good way.’ We told you.
More classified documents found in Biden's Wilmington home. Did the FBI stage a guns-drawn raid like they did at Mar-a-Lago? Did they rummage through Dr. Mrs. First Lady Jill Biden's private drawers?
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) January 22, 2023
There seems to be a different set of rules here.
What we need is a good old fashioned impeachment: pic.twitter.com/VnfxeBpYMi
— eightypercent (@Spink20James) January 22, 2023
Hey, that could be fun. LOL.
I spoke with this man who claims to be the brave whistleblower tipping off the FBI about the classified documents Joe Biden had hidden. Please share so he gets the recognition he deserves. pic.twitter.com/btwW1FerRb
— Magills (@magills_) January 22, 2023
LOLOLOL!
Purposeful mishandling isn't prosecuted either. https://t.co/qurgdb30kl pic.twitter.com/6DAQFeL6p9
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) January 22, 2023
We remember.
The excuses about documents being accidentally swept up clearing out his vice presidential office no longer wash. The existence of classified documents from his Senate days means he had to have knowingly taken them and transported them multiple times.
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) January 22, 2023
They’ll find a new excuse. It usually takes them a few hours to sync their reporting.
Yeah he completely cooperated having classified documents dating back to the early 2000s. The rationalizations continue to get funnier. https://t.co/qU4LQDsNTs
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) January 22, 2023
We love the messes they create for themselves.
Dude was stealing classified documents back when he was a Senator. https://t.co/bCeMj6wkG8
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) January 22, 2023
If you’ve been watching Joe Biden operate at any point during his 50-year stint on the government dole, you’re not surprised in the least.
I think that's four batches of mishandled classified documents now, right? How many more until everybody pretends this is old news? https://t.co/tS5Y52XoVI
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) January 22, 2023
This looks bad enough for Biden that they’re likely going to have to cancel ‘the beginning of the end’ for Trump again.
It’s not 6 classified dox. Awkwardly worded statement by Biden team (ie, spin as favorable to Biden as possible) was ‘6 items consisting of documents with classification markings.’ We don’t know what they mean by ‘item’ (box? envelope?) nor how many classified dox in each ‘item’.
— Andy McCarthy (@AndrewCMcCarthy) January 22, 2023
It could be a lot of classified documents if the six ‘items’ are three filing cabinets, a box from a Rascal Mobility Scooter, a ’69 Camaro, and a stolen Chevy Suburban from the Secret Service.
I just found 6 more of Biden's classified documents in my McDonald's Happy Meal®.
— Dave Landau (@LandauDave) January 22, 2023
LOL! Nice.
There’s only one man who can find and retrieve all Joe Biden’s classified documents pic.twitter.com/UQgncWAYSb
— Boomieleaks (@Boomieleaks) January 22, 2023
Hey, if Joe Biden goes missing, Nicolas Cage can just follow the trail of classified documents he leaves everywhere.
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