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Alrighty then: Jim Carrey is leaving Twitter … we say goodbye with some Jim Carrey movie quotes

In the ongoing saga of celebrities freaking out over Elon Musk buying Twitter, Jim Carrey has announced that he’s leaving the platform.

(In honor of Jim Carrey’s exit there will be movie quote parodies from his most quotable movie ever: Liar Liar. You’ve been warned. LOL.)

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Carrey’s alleged departure tweet is … well … weird. For those of us who grew up laughing with Jim Carrey, weirdness has been par for the course in recent years. His tweet featured a cartoon of a naked lighthouse keeper ‘summoning the angels and shining his lamp to guide us through a treacherous night’.

https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/1597702120740093952?s=20&t=HeBfi9txuUgZ2B9EJPV-rw

Carrey’s Twitter politics as of late might rightly be described as ‘short, shriveled, and always to the left‘.

Many on the Left have created an alternate reality where they believe themselves to be living through a horrific period in human history.

The country was born out of a revolution against the most powerful empire on earth. We endured the evil of slavery, the Civil War, and Jim Crow. The nation weathered two world wars, Korea, Vietnam, wars in the Middle East, various other conflicts, the Cold War, and 9/11. We survived the Great Depression and two deadly pandemics.

Americans have it so good these days we have to manufacture terrors we can bravely survive. Yes, the bombing of Pearl Harbor was bad, but have you ever had a President you hated for 4 years or a rich guy buy your favorite social media platform?

https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/1590100983593709568?s=20&t=LFF6RzsrFDk5aIwb1hSIZw

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The former funny man, turned creepy artist, made his disdain for Elon Musk known earlier this month. Presumably, he was mad over Kathy Griffin being banned for violating Twitter’s impersonation rules (she’s back now) and Musk making the coveted verification check available to commoners.

Are you really a ‘gullible ass’ if you decide to pay for Twitter Blue, as Jim Carrey suggests?

No. That’s just something ugly people say.

As you might imagine, many lamented the actor’s Twexit. Others were less than upset.

Meh. We’ve had better.

Oh, he’s been here. Mostly tweeting his creepy paintings to cope with his anger at Republicans.

Who did this to the Jim Carrey we all used to know and love?

‘A mad man, your honor, a desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope.’

‘What did he look like?’

‘About 6’2″, 180 pounds, big teeth, kinda gangly.’

Some were perfectly fine with Carrey crawling right back into the rhino’s butt he came out of …

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… others begged him to keep tweeting. ‘Write it! Write it or I’ll break it off!’

Where would Tina Turner be right now if she’d rolled over and said, ‘Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!’? Rollin’ on the river, that’s where she’d be. But she’s beyond Thunderdome, because she decided to send a message … er … a tweet.

Ouch. Smokin’!

We will miss the manic masterpieces.

‘It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue.’

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Ding ding ding! What do we have for her, Johnny?

Maximus, he’s outta here.

We’ll see you later … Yeah, not going to finish that quote. LOL.

You heard that right: Jim Carrey is leaving Twitter because you can no longer be banned for saying ‘Einhorn is a man’.

Uh-oh. You’ve found the Claw’s only weakness. $8 blue checks!

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AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!

Here she comes to wreck his daaaay!

We’re tempted to tell him what we think of his recent Twitter persona: He’s a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious *******, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung … figuratively speaking.

But, no. We’d prefer the old Jim Carrey find his way back eventually. Social media was probably never the place for him.

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