The mere fact that a random person who calls himself ‘Catturd’ can talk to the richest person on the planet is mind-boggling. It’s also possibly the biggest reason the Twitter platform has become the force it has.
One side effect of that openness is that self-important media elitists appear to be just a bit jealous when people who are actually doing important things pass them over.
We’re looking at you, Keith Olbermann. Seriously, if you had the choice between reading something Catturd said or something Keith Olbermann said, who wouldn’t choose Catturd?
Look at this masterpiece by Olbermann. If we’re parsing his tweet correctly, Keith is willingly tweeting from the ashes of urine-soaked dumpster fire. You could just leave, Olby?
Hi. I'm @elonmusk and I just took $44,000,000,000 and urinated on it and then lit it on fire so I could be the one to reassure a terrified anonymous right wing nutjob troll who fulfills the latest Trumpcult paranoia by self-identifying as a cat that I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT pic.twitter.com/ADnWkxKzwG
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) October 28, 2022
Olbermann wasn’t the only one, but let’s see what Twitter had to say to him first.
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) October 28, 2022
The cat is hilarious, folks! LOL.
Up your dosage.
— Prof B 4Ever (@BProfB) October 28, 2022
We recommend something to bring him down a peg.
— Hodgetwins (@hodgetwins) October 28, 2022
‘Merica!
What a glorious day.
— ZUBY: (@ZubyMusic) October 28, 2022
It really is, isn’t it?
— Dg$ (@CryptoEngland) October 28, 2022
LOL. The Right CAN meme.
The envy just comes off you in waves.
— Joe (B) for BASF (@Josef_Lemonovic) October 28, 2022
That’s what we were picking up too.
— The Fed Up Chef 👨🍳 🍳 (@Hortysir) October 28, 2022
Yes.
You mad, bro?
— Dave (@new_wave_dave) October 28, 2022
Oh, he mad. Then again … when is Keith ever not mad?
Let’s see who else is mad that Elon Musk dared to talk to the rabble of Twitter.
(We don’t think Catturd is rabble. We just think that they think that Catturd is rabble, along with the rest of us ‘little people’.)
Imagine spending 44 billion dollars to be at the behest of someone called Catturd lmao what a loser pic.twitter.com/8Xh52povpq
— RoyalHoeliness @ infosec.exchange (@RoyalHoeliness) October 28, 2022
Her name is ‘This Machine Kills Fascists’. LOLOLOL! She’s also mad at a cat. LOL.
Catturd and Elon are getting twitter straightened out. pic.twitter.com/KCiyKUBtfk
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 28, 2022
It already feels better to us, Ron. You’ll be okay.
First order of business for the world's richest man, now in charge of the global town square: digging into catturd. pic.twitter.com/JhCVejFSih
— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) October 28, 2022
It’s awesome, right? I’m not sure she thinks it’s awesome, but it’s awesome.
Catturd2, whose profile photo is a white cat and whose bio simply reads “Chief Turd,” previously made news when Donald Trump retweeted the account multiple after it broadcast election lies and tweets supporting the former president. https://t.co/5ArbnhmjV4
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) October 28, 2022
Cope and seethe, folks. Cope and seethe.
Saying “I’m not changing any moderation policies until reviewed” is fine and actually probably smart but to be clear 7 hours ago he was handling user support tickets via at-reply to catturd. So I guess I’m skeptical about his commitment to the committee he just made up pic.twitter.com/UyGhnHZJm9
— Jason Goldman (@goldman) October 28, 2022
We’ve noticed a number of people on the Left who suddenly seem worried that Musk Twitter will treat them like they wanted us to be treated under pre-Musk Twitter.
The reality is, we don’t. We actually like free speech. Maybe don’t tell them just yet though. They can sweat a while.
Why is the Left so mad at little old me today?
Me – 😇
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) October 28, 2022
Elon Musk said he wanted to make Twitter fun again.
We’re off to a great start!
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