The CHANI app provides ‘astrology for self-discovery, mindfulness, and healing’. Ted Frank tweeted the employee benefits from the ‘careers’ page for the app, and whoa boy!
It’s quite a list, right? It’s the perfect mix of woke, impractical, discriminatory, and crazy.
We thought we weren’t even qualified to apply for a job with CHANI, but we’re pretty sure we experienced systemic oppression by the time we finished reading their career page, so maybe’s there’s a chance?
I want to buy the financial derivative that shorts this startup. pic.twitter.com/uEi4tyjz9O
— (((tedfrank))) (@tedfrank) September 24, 2022
We couldn’t wait to see how you all responded to this one!
Seems unfair to trans women without uteruses or cis women who has hysterectomies
— Marc Goldwein (@MarcGoldwein) September 24, 2022
Right? What kind of monsters would expect a menstruating trans woman to sit at her desk all day?
The criteria for applicants will mean no one will meet the standards, the wage doesn't sound sustainable for a start up to offer, the parental leave, menstrual leave and "gender-based violence" paid and protected leave will likely leave male colleague unprotected if abused
— JACBailey (@JACBailey1) September 25, 2022
It’s always funny watching people try to apply logic to these things.
So, basically, the employees never need to go to work and they’ll be paid anyway?
Sounds like a money making scheme if ever I heard one 🙄
— lisa keeble 😊 (@lisakeb007) September 25, 2022
Get hired. Declare you’re using ‘unlimited vacation’. What could go wrong? LOL.
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Is this real? It looks like a Babylon Bee woke joke.
— Spirit of Saint Louis (@Moosejaw50) September 25, 2022
The Babylon Bee would probably try to be more subtle.
"A stipend to help you build wealth"
That is a salary…
— Chudy Ilozue (@Ilozue716) September 24, 2022
HAHAHAHA!
80k per year and unlimited vacation with stipend to make stuff up for a living?
*sends "updated" resume* https://t.co/8YDaPxGbv5
— 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) September 25, 2022
Right? You may want to consider publishing a Native American cookbook to boost your chances of getting hired.
Imagine a drama show about trying to get into this company as a straight white man https://t.co/JCiWDSW8jt
— spookghetti🎃 (@italianx_online) September 25, 2022
Would watch.
Everyone focused on cultural piece, but what does “making astrology accessible for all” mean?
— Austen Allred (@Austen) September 25, 2022
It’s a valid question.
It's real. And even weirder than you think. pic.twitter.com/w4Ap1lTiSA
— Kevin Oleary 🇺🇦 (@kolearyUX) September 25, 2022
Uranus retrograde impaction sounds painful, frankly.
We live in odd times, folks.
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