We’re reasonably certain PETA is just a front group for Big Meat™. Have you ever noticed that all of their tweets make you hungry for barbequed beast? Well, they’ve really outdone themselves this time with a tweet that has everyone’s mouth watering for chicken … and tasty T-Rex.
The PETA thought process appears to have been something like this: ‘People love dinosaurs. These scientists tell us chickens descended from dinosaurs. People probably won’t want to each chickens if we tell them that! … Somebody’s gotta tell them!’
How did Twitter respond?
‘What you mean I wouldn’t eat a T-Rex?’
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich… T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 https://t.co/cxlUXI2HhY #DinosaurDay pic.twitter.com/GauRbTwjju
— PETA (@peta) June 1, 2023
The replies are just flat out hilarious and crescendoed into a Jurassic ratio for the meatless maniacs at PETA.
— GH HILL (@GHHILL1911) June 3, 2023
Classic. We definitely would too, but let’s bring this into the Cretaceous Period.
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) June 3, 2023
Ah, that’s better. LOL.
Now we’re talking. Finally we agree on something. T Rex would be amazing. They were fully organic then. This is how I’d prepare. https://t.co/NoYYFOStYP pic.twitter.com/DN1tJ40ZWK
— Chef Andrew Gruel (@ChefGruel) June 3, 2023
Dang, Chef! You have us salivating for a sauropod and frothing for a theropod.
I mean, if T-Rex was an option, why wouldn’t I? It wouldn’t hesitate to eat me!
— MoodyRedhead (@moodyredhead) June 3, 2023
Right?! The good thing is, it would probably be easy to escape a T-Rex because some dweeb from PETA would step in, offer it a Beyond Human™ burger, and become Rex’s afternoon snack.
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I'd barbecue a T. rex today if it was available.
— M D Campbell 🇺🇸🏴 (@MCampbell1041) June 3, 2023
Seriously? Who wouldn’t?
Mmmm T-Rex pic.twitter.com/oKQL3FFLcL
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) June 3, 2023
Ackshually … those are brontosaurus ribs. Hey, we don’t want to get fact-checked!
I’m Cajun. You’re insane if you think I wouldn’t eat a T-Rex after I mount it’s head as a trophy
— John A. Douglas – The Orc Warlord of EPIC FANTASY (@J0hnADouglas) June 3, 2023
Oh yeah! We gar-on-tee!
Chickens are the descendent of dinosaurs so I'm sure a T-Rex would be just as delicious as a chicken. Would eat 10/10.
— UNDΘΘMΞD (@Undoomed) June 3, 2023
The logic checks out.
Man we literally go out of our way to get chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs we DO NOT care 😭😭
— Old NBA Tweets (@oldnbatweetz) June 4, 2023
T-Rex-shaped chicken nuggs or chicken-shaped T-Rex nuggs. We don’t care. Bring ’em on!
We eatin good tonight https://t.co/CdoswA7FBA pic.twitter.com/heKuIk9Faq
— Kab (@soulofkab) June 4, 2023
That’s just the way it is, PETA, and we’ll get a metric ton of nuggs from a T-Rex. LOL.
You just made a chicken sandwich more Metal than I ever dreamed it could be.
You need to fire your entire social media team, PETA. They have no idea what they're doing.
— George From NY (@GeorgeFromNY1) June 3, 2023
Accurate. Look, we don’t get that excited about eating chicken. We’d choose a well-marbled ribeye any day, but … prehistoric poultry just sounds friggin’ awesome.
I’m black and I’ll tell you, if that T-Rex taste anything like chicken his ass is ate. https://t.co/vapfqVMVox
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) June 4, 2023
LOLOLOL!
We. Are. Dead. 💀
— Chris🎤⚒️ (@PSRproducer) June 3, 2023
Bwahaha!
I do the vegan diet for the health benefits. every few months I cannibalize one vegan. I've never been healthier.
— 𝕮𝖞𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 (@ThatCynicalGuy) June 3, 2023
Eating vegan is a bit like eating crab legs: It’s a lot of work for a little bit of meat.
What's wrong with eating a t rex?
Hell, I'd eat a pachycephalosaurus if my fork could get through the cranium.
— Decker Shado (@DeckerShado) June 3, 2023
This guy has put way more effort into meal-planning his Maastrichtian menu than the rest of us. We salute you, good sir!
People shouldn't eat endangered animals like the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Remember when Steven Spielberg shot and killed that poor Triceratops? Disgusting behavior! 🤮 😡 pic.twitter.com/nuZzpO8a9c
— The Batman Who Lols 🌵🥒🐾 🇺🇸 Beep/Bop/Boop (@comic_old) June 3, 2023
Yeah, we’d spit roast that sucker too.
T-Rex is extinct for a reason.
— 𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂🇦🇽 (@CallMeK1123) June 3, 2023
Exactly! There are really only two possibilities we can come up with, and we’re pretty sure top scientists would agree:
They all starved to death because they couldn’t reach the top shelf in the pantry with those tiny arms, OR they were just too delicious.
Depends on whether the T-Rex is 100% T-Rex-fed T-Rex. If so, I’d absolutely eat it
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) June 3, 2023
We prefer our T-Rex to be GMO-free, thank you.
Coming soon to a store near you… pic.twitter.com/oiTRiqm1M1
— Rank Badjin (@badjin_rank) June 3, 2023
LOLOLOL!
T-rex tacos sound awesome
— Neo-Mennonite (@VTRWN) June 3, 2023
T-Rex taco Tuesday!
Gonna eat a T-Rex just to spite you guys.
— Lightspeed_Outlaw🇺🇸 (@breakonthru234) June 3, 2023
This is the way.
Biggest issue I see is I am gonna need a bigger smoker.
— You can’t make this crap up! (@cantpretendtoo) June 3, 2023
Ha! We love that people are already thinking about how they’d cook their T-Rex.
For sale: T-Rex smoker. pic.twitter.com/pUK3eXD04f
— Steve Culy, Banana Republic Maquisard 🍌🍌🍌 (@charcware) June 3, 2023
This guy will hook you up. LOL.
I would literally pay $1000 to eat a T-Rex.
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) June 3, 2023
Heck, four more years of Joe Biden and you’ll probably pay $1000 to eat a chicken!
Are you kidding? I'd love to have a 20 Piece T-Rex nuggets. Chicken Nugs, Gator Nugs… T-Rex would be just as tasty.
— GH HILL (@GHHILL1911) June 3, 2023
We wonder how many replies the social media team at PETA had to see before they realized how poorly this was going?
We’re probably being naïve. Bet they made a run for a 20-piece.
Every time I see a PETA post I eat red meat at my next meal.
— DPM (@DavePosMil) June 3, 2023
It’s. Like. Clockwork.
Honestly, if you haven't eaten "Jurassic Pork", you don't know what you are missing. https://t.co/b0wbVnUyWf
— Gordon Kushner (@Gordon_Kushner) June 3, 2023
We could go for some pulled Jurassic Pork right now.
I don't care about hurting T-Rex's carnivorous monster lizard feelings
— Abby Libby (@abbythelibb_) June 3, 2023
Yeah, giant death lizard of doom ain’t getting no sympathy from this crowd.
Just get on our plates, Rex.
Me: “No way I’d eat a dinosaur”
Also me: “55 BRONTOSAURUS, 55 APATOSAURUS, 55 T-REX, 55 PTERODACTYLS, 55 CARNOTAURUS, 100 TRICERATOPS, 100 PLESIOSAURS, 100 TITANOSAURUS, 100 ANKYLOSAURUS, 55 RAPTORS, 55 STEGOSAURUS, and 155 TATERS” pic.twitter.com/wdq3VUFWJw
— McNeil (@Reflog_18) June 3, 2023
HAHA! ‘Taters’.
I would absolutely eat a T-Rex.
Only question is whether Rexy goes better with blue cheese or ranch. https://t.co/rJM4bsmlWR
— Cat in the Hat (@DomesticCEOCat) June 3, 2023
Good question. We’re thinking open-faced T-Rex sandwich with gravy.
I have firearms and opposable thumbs.
I would 10/10 eat T-Rex too.
MAKE SOME RICE https://t.co/2OaBVCloY3
— Cajun Sparkle Gremlin Hobo (@BudLightSadness) June 3, 2023
‘MAKE SOME RICE’. LOL!
Is Rex-fil-A open on Sunday? I’ll be there. https://t.co/gT9FSrRikT
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) June 3, 2023
Y’all are killing us. We’re starving now.
A spicy T-Rex sandwich with a side of waffle fries would be perfect.
You need a new marketing team.
— S⃣T⃣A⃣R⃣ D⃣U⃣S⃣T⃣💎✋🤚⚡️ (@PhobosRealty) June 3, 2023
Hey, if they want people to share their tweets, they’re pretty good.
If they want people to stop eating meat, it ain’t working.
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