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Stephen King takes on the 2nd Amendment and botches the 1st in one stupendously bad tweet

Stephen King is not sending his best tweets these days. Perhaps he’s on a personal writers strike and outsourced this one?

This one is an attempted shot at ‘right-wingers’ over the 2nd Amendment and the book banning myth they so desperately want people to believe.

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(What is the deal with the double spaces between every word? We bet he doesn’t let his mashed potatoes touch the corn at Thanksgiving.)

The first time we read Stephen King’s tweet, it was like …

He’s apparently trying to be clever, but it came off looking about as confused as Joe Biden trying to operate a 4-slot toaster.

This guy just cuts straight to the chase. Which Stephen King novels would Stephen King like to be available to 3rd graders?

In their zeal to paint conservatives as book banners, the Left is pretending that age-appropriate content is no longer a thing.

Ignoring King’s clumsy tweet construction about the ‘right to read’, there is simply no case in the country where government is banning books for use by the general population.

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Every single book that is claimed to have been ‘banned’ is widely available to the public.

Stephen King seems to be completely aloof the fact that the First Amendment prohibits the government from prohibiting free speech and press, among other things, by the People. It does not prohibit the citizens of the United States from dictating to government schools which books they are allowed to make available to their children.

Great example. Is the Second Amendment violated because 2nd graders aren’t allowed to be strapped with Glocks?

Ouch. That’s gonna leave a mark.

But tell us what you really think, ma’am. LOL.

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Yowza. Has the Constitution been violated if we don’t assemble kindergarteners in their reading circle for a dramatic reading of ‘IT‘ by a drag clown, Stephen?

It’s true. Liberals have completely redefined ‘book banning’ to serve their political ends.

Someone else wrote a book about totalitarians who destroyed language to control the population. Stephen King might want to read it again.

Ooh! Ooh! We know!

Yes, if we’re going with their definition of book banning, left wingers have absolutely banned these books.

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Exactly. If you can buy it on Amazon, borrow it from a friend without being arrested by the secret police, or check it out from your public library, it’s not banned.

LOL. Burn.

‘We think it’s up to the children to decide what’s best for them.’ (You have to read that with a whiny lisp.)

Word.

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