An enlightened person informing those ignorant Christians that Jesus wasn’t a white guy has become a regular occurrence on Twitter. It’s usually some lib who thinks Christians are uneducated rubes, and it’s always good for a few laughs.
Disclaimer: This editor is a Christian and, yes, we’re well aware that Jesus was a Jewish man.
Here it is. It’s always some version of ‘Here’s what Jesus probably actually looked like! GET REKT, WHITE CHRISTIANS!’
Jesus probably looked like this. It hurts some people to know this. But go off. pic.twitter.com/TZiIZZtiRa
— Prudy Ray 🥭 (@PrudyRay) May 6, 2023
We can assure you, there are not hordes of Christians fainting over the ‘revelation’ that Jesus likely had brown skin and features typical of Jewish men of his time. But go off, bro.
We do have to take issue with this particular rendering of hypothetical Jesus. Not because of any particular immutable physical characteristic, but because they made him look mean with dead eyes.
Unless the AI renderer caught him at the Money Changers™, we don’t think Jesus would look mean.
The best part of this non-white Jesus gotcha game is always your replies.
— Federalist Musket🇺🇸 (@Patriot_Musket) May 8, 2023
Psssstttt! Nobody cares.
So?
— Mac (@macthekabar) May 8, 2023
See?
Actually 😜 pic.twitter.com/oagIxsZmq0
— Brandy Fleming (@suchapeach) May 6, 2023
Now she’s just stirring the pot! LOL.
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Or this. Either are fine. My Savior’s skin color does not matter. pic.twitter.com/wZk62PlBaZ
— Ty (@Ty_Atty) May 8, 2023
That’s better. We like this one because Jesus looks friendly, kind, compassionate … you know … very Jesus-y.
lol. What? A middle-eastern man looking like he’s middle-eastern? Say it ain’t so!
— SuzSnarknado 🏴☠️⚓️🇺🇸 (@ZannSuz) May 7, 2023
We were shocked too. Not.
— Write Girl Problems (@WriteGrlProbs) May 8, 2023
Oh no! Ackshually Jesus™ has become a meme.
Wrong! This is what Jesus looked like! pic.twitter.com/j9EqfOgEfZ
— The Batman Who Lols 🌵🥒🐾 🇺🇸 Beep/Bop/Boop (@comic_old) May 8, 2023
This is quickly getting out of hand. LOL.
Dude just plugged himself into an AI generator and called it Jesus💀 pic.twitter.com/mzVxk6jHmg
— Mexican Toad (@GayToad_3) May 8, 2023
Bwahaha!
a bit more in this direction pic.twitter.com/UBLyyQR0HK
— WILEY's Unrequested Ramblings (@MWileyBlackburn) May 8, 2023
Meh. We’re not fans of this one either.
This is one of the original ‘oh yeah, here’s the REAL Jesus’ depictions. The facial expression is a bit caveman clueless.
He looks sort of like he should be fighting Popeye.
Cleapatra probably looked like this. It hurts some people to know this. But go off. pic.twitter.com/OiI7WE1HXM
— Hazel Ra (@dosegenderos) May 8, 2023
LOLOLOL!
Wouldn't he be more mixed because of his dad?
— Jeremy Warner (@JermWar) May 8, 2023
Okay, we laughed.
So you’re telling me he couldn’t visit Sheldon Whitehouse’s exclusive beach club…..??
— SECRET SQUIRREL ⎷⎷ (@SecritSqrl) May 8, 2023
There’s always that one person that, no matter what the topic, has to bring politics into it …
… and we THANK YOU! LOL.
Jesus probably looked like this. It hurts some people to know this. But go off. pic.twitter.com/XgJA5Oogai
— Patriarch Prime, PhD ☦️🇺🇸 (@Kaleb_Atlanta) May 8, 2023
That’s ridiculous.
That’s Moses.
Pssst!
We know pic.twitter.com/AyQTHgAiCX— Ian Wilson, Organic Illustrator (@TheGr8Scot) May 9, 2023
Yes! The Chosen Jesus guy plays an excellent Jesus.
You're jumping the gun, Sparky.
"Jesus Wasn't A White Guy" season typically starts at some point after Thanksgiving. https://t.co/i9DYA8jxbI
— Bohemio of the Reeeeing Twenties (@El__Bohemio) May 8, 2023
They must have been distracted for the pre-Easter event this year.
You can set your watch by the periodic appearance of this idiotic "own" https://t.co/y0ccyGHEu0
— Beard and Circus (@Shooter_ptpx01) May 8, 2023
We have to admit. We laugh every time.
Nobody cares what Jesus looked like, most of us are preoccupied with His whole “redeemer of all mankind” gig. https://t.co/aXwp7HbXRn
— Chef Sperg 👨🏻🍳 (@DoomSperg) May 9, 2023
This guy understands Christians. The people with the AI-generated Jesus pictures … not so much.
Nobody:
This guy: https://t.co/yw1yIkJqLf
— BloomStreetBlues (@grenwuld) May 8, 2023
Next they’re going to be telling us his last name wasn’t Christ.
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