Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, is already becoming a media darling of the Left. LOL, okay, not exactly. Check out this ridiculous screed penned by Daniel Ruth and published by the Tampa Bay Times that compares DeSantis to a Roman Caesar.
We often wondered if the media could ever hate anyone as much as they hate former President Trump. We’re not sure DeSantis can take the prize, but he’s giving it a shot.
Ron DeSantis acts a lot like a Roman Caesar | Column https://t.co/CQbnodGzW4
— Tampa Bay Times (@TB_Times) February 11, 2023
Ruth seemingly forgot after the first sentence that he was comparing DeSantis to a Roman Caesar and, instead, launched into a tyrant-filled tirade worthy of only the most libelous of liberals.
The salty slanderer immediately pivoted from Caesar to comparing DeSantis to Hitler. He later added a Mussolini reference, just for good measure.
Here’s a sampling of Ruth’s witless wordsmithery:
“Very good, your royal highness. First we have a permitless carry problem.”
“What? I thought those go-fers in the Florida Legislature were going to pass permitless carry, which will allow every gomer, goober and goofball to carry guns in public.”
This, from a guy who just commented on DeSantis’s ‘jackboots’ and later parodies DeSantis wanting to ‘ban the U.S. Constitution’. Hey, we didn’t tell you it was smart writing.
We really just have to laugh at them at this point.
Daniel Ruth needs a new hobby. Something to keep him from writing his strange fantasies about the governor.
Pretty creepy.
— Jeremy Redfern (@JeremyRedfernFL) February 11, 2023
It was creepy, in that awake at 4:00 am crossing out pictures of DeSantis in the local newspaper while applying lipstick kind of way.
This is pathetic.
— Bryan Griffin (@BryanDGriffin) February 11, 2023
Okay, that too. The most pathetic part of the piece was that it was intended to be humor, but came off as a fuming rant he attempted to disguise as humor so he wouldn’t look like a total psycho.
Fail.
I was looking forward to reading about some lib having a meltdown about Ron DeSantis—but this attempt at humor is so seriously lame, it’s just sad and cringe. https://t.co/QSBrN6deJL
— David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense (@davereaboi) February 11, 2023
Exactly. There are times when we try to read lib humor and think ‘If I were a lib <shudders involuntarily> would I think this was funny?’
Nope. We’re pretty sure this is one of those ‘Holy crap! Take Grandpa’s laptop away!’ moments.
Imagine if you did journalism
— Abby Libby (@abbythelibb_) February 11, 2023
‘Imagine there were journalists …’
‘It’s easy if you try …’
Nah, we can’t do it. LOL.
You guys are so incredibly salty lol
— ArchLobster 🇪🇨 🇺🇸 (@ArchLobster) February 11, 2023
You could add salt to your McDonald’s fries, and then do it again, and they wouldn’t be more salty than Daniel Ruth.
Is this my favorite headline ever?
It just might be. 😂 https://t.co/7Zqhm7gx4m
— Anna James Zeigler (@ajzeigler) February 11, 2023
It really is a beauty!
His popular enough to win by 20 points 🙂 so get over yourselves
— ANJI USA PASSION🇺🇲🙏😘 (@usa_anji) February 11, 2023
Ouch. That has to burn.
Caesar word salad https://t.co/wCG1vXiC9E
— Zero% Taco X% DeSantis Dennis🏴☠️🦜 (@Buzzsaws1990) February 11, 2023
Heh. Nice!
— Griffin (@Rhamenator) February 11, 2023
LOL! That’s a look you’re not going to see from DeSantis … or any leader whose team has a pulse.
— @CatsandFoodyall (@I10isWestbound) February 11, 2023
Congratulations!
What level of cope is this? Lol https://t.co/3Lvzx8qTl5
— Brady Leonard (@bradyleonard) February 11, 2023
We’re gonna go with 11.
"Will Woke live or die in Florida?" pic.twitter.com/KADQTvi01f
— J.D. Matlock (@JDMatlock1) February 11, 2023
Hail DeSantis! LOL.
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