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President Biden gives his 'word as a Biden' and LOL

President Biden has given his ‘word as a Biden’ that he’s feeling really optimistic about America’s future, despite his disastrous presidency.

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High gas and grocery prices, 401k woes, border crisis, war in Ukraine, taking out a loan to buy eggs, civil unrest, but yeah, Joe, things are looking downright peachy!

Joe Biden seems to be one of the few people in the country who believes his word has any value.

So just how useful is his ‘word as a Biden’?

The phrase ‘teats on a boar hog’ comes to mind.

Thankfully, Biden has given us his word in the past so we can perform a bit of fact check here.

Cool! We could all use some good old-fashioned unity. He gave us his word as a Biden, after all.

Let’s see how it’s going …

Perhaps Joe just forgot to implement his unity plan and then accidentally went on a weeks-long screed about fascists and Ultra-MAGA Republicans being a threat to democracy?

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Yep, must have been that because he gave us his super-duper valuable word as a Biden.

Woohoo! Bring on the light!

Oh. We’re starting to get the feeling that Biden’s word is utterly useless. In fact, it may be a predictor of the exact opposite of what he says he’s going to do.

Okay, okay, unity and not pitting American citizens against one another, accusing your political opponents of being fascists and dangerous … that’s just normal political discourse, right? (It’s not normal at all.)

But Following the Science™ and always telling us the truth? We … umm… have his word as a Biden … Uh oh.

Oops.

But we don’t have to take Biden’s word for it that Biden’s word is worthless. Twitter users have watched the man operate for the past 50 years.

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… to put it succinctly.

LOL! We laughed too.

We’ve got his word, folks! Don’t you all feel better now?

Biden’s word has a bit of a track record, and it’s not pretty.

12 dollars. LOL.

This tweeter is depending on the certainty of Biden’s word … to mean the exact opposite of what he says.

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Government crack pipes should come with a warranty guaranteed by ‘my word as a Biden’.

The geek in us just snort laughed.

HAHA! Well done, Minitrue.

That poor kid will be denied the powerful bargaining chip known as the ‘word as a Biden’.

Your word means jack, Jack! (to put it into the words of Joe Biden)

Ouch! We feel this.

Right?! Joe … dude … we’ve been watching your presidency.

We suppose it might be easier to be optimistic after you’ve turned everything to crap, but it’s not a good look.

This is fine!

‘Hey, Mr. President! What flavor did you get?!’

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Ugh.

This is not hyperbole.

To put it mildly, but we here at Twitchy are committed to laughing our way through it with you, until there’s real reason for hope again.

Vice President Biden once tweeted out a very similar message, four days before Trump was elected.

Hey, maybe he knows he’s leaving soon?

 

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