President Biden has given his ‘word as a Biden’ that he’s feeling really optimistic about America’s future, despite his disastrous presidency.
High gas and grocery prices, 401k woes, border crisis, war in Ukraine, taking out a loan to buy eggs, civil unrest, but yeah, Joe, things are looking downright peachy!
My word as a Biden: I’ve never been more optimistic about America’s future than I am today.
— President Biden (@POTUS) January 29, 2023
Joe Biden seems to be one of the few people in the country who believes his word has any value.
So just how useful is his ‘word as a Biden’?
The phrase ‘teats on a boar hog’ comes to mind.
Thankfully, Biden has given us his word in the past so we can perform a bit of fact check here.
I give you my word: If I am elected president, I will marshal the ingenuity and goodwill of this nation to turn division into unity and bring us together.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 6, 2020
Cool! We could all use some good old-fashioned unity. He gave us his word as a Biden, after all.
Let’s see how it’s going …
That was the most demagogic, outrageous, and divisive speech I have ever seen from an American president. Joe Biden essentially declared all those who oppose him and his agenda enemies of the republic. Truly shameful. pic.twitter.com/ZcJX2BbZlt
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 2, 2022
Perhaps Joe just forgot to implement his unity plan and then accidentally went on a weeks-long screed about fascists and Ultra-MAGA Republicans being a threat to democracy?
Yep, must have been that because he gave us his super-duper valuable word as a Biden.
I give you my word: If you entrust me with the presidency, I will draw on the best of us, not the worst. I will be an ally of the light, not of the darkness.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 23, 2020
Woohoo! Bring on the light!
With a blood-red background, Biden vilifies half of the country as extreme pic.twitter.com/cfQeYn4tiK
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) September 2, 2022
Oh. We’re starting to get the feeling that Biden’s word is utterly useless. In fact, it may be a predictor of the exact opposite of what he says he’s going to do.
I give you my word as a Biden: When I'm president, I will lead with science, listen to the experts and heed their advice, and always tell you the truth. https://t.co/tIpjW1ch0L
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) March 19, 2020
Okay, okay, unity and not pitting American citizens against one another, accusing your political opponents of being fascists and dangerous … that’s just normal political discourse, right? (It’s not normal at all.)
But Following the Science™ and always telling us the truth? We … umm… have his word as a Biden … Uh oh.
— OintTheJoints (@skimaskjoke) January 29, 2023
Oops.
But we don’t have to take Biden’s word for it that Biden’s word is worthless. Twitter users have watched the man operate for the past 50 years.
"as a Biden"?
As if that gives your word some veracity?
You've been a chronic, serial liar for decades.
Your word is meaningless, and has no relation with the truth. https://t.co/mspRh1liOX— Sean The Producer (@SeanTheProducr) January 29, 2023
… to put it succinctly.
“My word as a Biden”… pic.twitter.com/2TfIZanDwK
— Kristi (@TheyCallMeNans) January 29, 2023
LOL! We laughed too.
Decades long serial fabricator, exaggerator and just plain liar gives us his word. Okay then https://t.co/BTpkzdjgk8
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) January 29, 2023
We’ve got his word, folks! Don’t you all feel better now?
This you? pic.twitter.com/yw6gvtzfxj
— faitaccompli (@fateaccomply) January 29, 2023
Biden’s word has a bit of a track record, and it’s not pretty.
Lol. Your “word as a Biden.” That and 12 dollars will get me a cup of coffee. https://t.co/tF9ZMw62L7
— Emma (@AKfortySlevin) January 29, 2023
12 dollars. LOL.
I’ve never been more certain about an upcoming recession than I am today.
— litquidity (@litcapital) January 29, 2023
This tweeter is depending on the certainty of Biden’s word … to mean the exact opposite of what he says.
Haha I wonder if Hunter ever used this.
“My word as a Biden, I won’t get too rough with the girls this time”
“My word as a Biden, I’ll pay you the rest for these rocks next week”
“My word as a Biden, dad will help you out if you buy these paintings” https://t.co/JxqHMjY4G2
— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) January 29, 2023
Government crack pipes should come with a warranty guaranteed by ‘my word as a Biden’.
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— Reyna (@_Reyna_) January 29, 2023
The geek in us just snort laughed.
The Biden name has never been sullied.
— U.S. Ministry of Truth (@USMiniTru) January 29, 2023
HAHA! Well done, Minitrue.
“My word as a Biden”
Dude your son doesn’t want to acknowledge his own child. https://t.co/54tfaJSbO0
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) January 29, 2023
That poor kid will be denied the powerful bargaining chip known as the ‘word as a Biden’.
According to your track record, your “word” means jack….
— Laurie McClain (@roaminggnomes32) January 29, 2023
Your word means jack, Jack! (to put it into the words of Joe Biden)
Your word has about the same value as my 401k. Thanks Joe. https://t.co/tUdGKtW6vc
— Adam Scott 🇺🇸 (@adamscottknows) January 29, 2023
Ouch! We feel this.
That awkward moment when you accidentally send a draft tweet from January 20, 2017.
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) January 29, 2023
Right?! Joe … dude … we’ve been watching your presidency.
We suppose it might be easier to be optimistic after you’ve turned everything to crap, but it’s not a good look.
— Prof C’s Seminar (@ProfCSeminar) January 29, 2023
This is fine!
‘Hey, Mr. President! What flavor did you get?!’
Ugh.
You forgot to tell us that’s no joke.
— options (@painter1992ape) January 29, 2023
This is not hyperbole.
In other words, we’re screwed. https://t.co/Tlzz2eUvOS
— Kristina Wong 🇺🇸 (@kristina_wong) January 29, 2023
To put it mildly, but we here at Twitchy are committed to laughing our way through it with you, until there’s real reason for hope again.
Vice President Biden once tweeted out a very similar message, four days before Trump was elected.
"My word as a Biden — I've never been more optimistic about the prospects of the United States than I am this very day." —VP Biden
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 4, 2016
Hey, maybe he knows he’s leaving soon?
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