President Biden gives his 'word as a Biden' and LOL

President Biden has given his ‘word as a Biden’ that he’s feeling really optimistic about America’s future, despite his disastrous presidency.

High gas and grocery prices, 401k woes, border crisis, war in Ukraine, taking out a loan to buy eggs, civil unrest, but yeah, Joe, things are looking downright peachy!

My word as a Biden: I’ve never been more optimistic about America’s future than I am today.

— President Biden (@POTUS) January 29, 2023

Joe Biden seems to be one of the few people in the country who believes his word has any value.

So just how useful is his ‘word as a Biden’?

The phrase ‘teats on a boar hog’ comes to mind.

Thankfully, Biden has given us his word in the past so we can perform a bit of fact check here.

I give you my word: If I am elected president, I will marshal the ingenuity and goodwill of this nation to turn division into unity and bring us together.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 6, 2020

Cool! We could all use some good old-fashioned unity. He gave us his word as a Biden, after all.

Let’s see how it’s going …

That was the most demagogic, outrageous, and divisive speech I have ever seen from an American president. Joe Biden essentially declared all those who oppose him and his agenda enemies of the republic. Truly shameful. pic.twitter.com/ZcJX2BbZlt

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 2, 2022

Perhaps Joe just forgot to implement his unity plan and then accidentally went on a weeks-long screed about fascists and Ultra-MAGA Republicans being a threat to democracy?

Haha I wonder if Hunter ever used this.

“My word as a Biden, I won’t get too rough with the girls this time”

“My word as a Biden, I’ll pay you the rest for these rocks next week”

“My word as a Biden, dad will help you out if you buy these paintings” https://t.co/JxqHMjY4G2

— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) January 29, 2023

Government crack pipes should come with a warranty guaranteed by ‘my word as a Biden’.

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— Reyna (@_Reyna_) January 29, 2023

The geek in us just snort laughed.

The Biden name has never been sullied.

— U.S. Ministry of Truth (@USMiniTru) January 29, 2023

HAHA! Well done, Minitrue.

“My word as a Biden”

Dude your son doesn’t want to acknowledge his own child. https://t.co/54tfaJSbO0

— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) January 29, 2023

That poor kid will be denied the powerful bargaining chip known as the ‘word as a Biden’.

According to your track record, your “word” means jack….

— Laurie McClain (@roaminggnomes32) January 29, 2023

Your word means jack, Jack! (to put it into the words of Joe Biden)

Your word has about the same value as my 401k. Thanks Joe. https://t.co/tUdGKtW6vc

— Adam Scott 🇺🇸 (@adamscottknows) January 29, 2023

Ouch! We feel this.

That awkward moment when you accidentally send a draft tweet from January 20, 2017.

— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) January 29, 2023

Right?! Joe … dude … we’ve been watching your presidency.

We suppose it might be easier to be optimistic after you’ve turned everything to crap, but it’s not a good look.

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— Prof C’s Seminar (@ProfCSeminar) January 29, 2023

This is fine!

‘Hey, Mr. President! What flavor did you get?!’

Ugh.

You forgot to tell us that’s no joke.

— options (@painter1992ape) January 29, 2023

This is not hyperbole.

In other words, we’re screwed. https://t.co/Tlzz2eUvOS

— Kristina Wong 🇺🇸 (@kristina_wong) January 29, 2023

To put it mildly, but we here at Twitchy are committed to laughing our way through it with you, until there’s real reason for hope again.

Vice President Biden once tweeted out a very similar message, four days before Trump was elected.

"My word as a Biden — I've never been more optimistic about the prospects of the United States than I am this very day." —VP Biden

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 4, 2016

Hey, maybe he knows he’s leaving soon?

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