‘Waffle House Wendy’ – that’s what they’re calling her.
Viral videos of Waffle House brawls are hardly new to Twitter, but this particular bruhaha featured a new fighter. In one iconic moment of chair deflection mastery, Waffle House Wendy captured the hearts and minds of the people of Twitter.
The craziest Waffle House fight in Austin TX straight up WWE match😂 pic.twitter.com/njEusM6SfR
— Wallstreet_Ray (@rbaylor_74) December 22, 2022
We realize that’s a lot to take in. You’ve got the chubby counter crawler pancaking herself onto the floor, people throwing hands, a skillet-slinging short-order cook, and even some dude at the very end wearing a ‘Goose’ t-shirt who inexplicably has his hand in his pants.
The true star of this scene, however, is the new chairwoman of Waffle House, the one and only, still undefeated champion of the griddle: Waffle House Wendy.
White girl Avenger remix. pic.twitter.com/omorIvqCaj
— Tony Peric (@TonyPeric) December 27, 2022
Iron Man, meet Waffle Iron Girl. This could be the trailer for Marvel’s latest hit in the Avengers series – Captain Wendy: The Waffle Soldier.
Guardians of the Griddle?
Seriously, watch that chair deflection in slow motion. WHAT?! LOL.
"You think a chair is enough to beat a Waffle House employee?" pic.twitter.com/m2bgChNY5q
— Jacob K. Gratchyk ⚓ (@TGBcomic) December 29, 2022
Twitter user and artist, TGBcomic, showed appreciation for Waffle House Wendy by immortalizing her in true comic book style.
Like we said, a star is born.
Frankly, I’ve been loving this Waffle House brawl join the Twitter pop culture. https://t.co/eOnYbXo9cN
— Write Girl Problems (@WriteGrlProbs) December 30, 2022
We are loving it too!
Quick sketch of the waffle house girl pic.twitter.com/Mfty900qlb
— zach raw (@zachrawartwork) December 29, 2022
The fan art is on point. In fact, the real Waffle House Wendy surfaced on Twitter and made this her cover photo.
https://t.co/bNcPqpXIiw
STORYTIME!!!!!here ya beast some more info…I am a certified hermit ok…I don't public speak and I will be doing a Q&A cause I know yall have questions
— Waffle House Wendy ✊🏼🤟🏼 (@WitchDragon5) December 30, 2022
Too bad Target Tori didn’t have her skills. LOL.
I trained at Waffle House. https://t.co/7QbQb0nsUR
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) December 29, 2022
No way! The queen has entered the chat. All the Gen-Xers just smiled.
I've seen this Waffle House fight on my tl all day…and the chick spinning the chair, but this shot of her? Nah I need to know her story🥴 pic.twitter.com/WjDs52EmG1
— Shea Peters (@iamsheabutta) December 28, 2022
Right? This is after she threw some pretty mean uppercuts and jabs at the customers who were stupid enough to invade her domain and after her viral chair jiu-jitsu.
She wants more. HAHA!
— KG (@kgrace1615) December 29, 2022
LOLOLOL!
people need to understand that the counter at waffle house is to protect the customers https://t.co/x7tXh8NI8B
— High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 (@high_light) December 27, 2022
We’re just saying, if you cross that barrier, you’re gonna get what you deserve.
Overheard in Silicon Valley: "The Waffle House fight tweet got more views (14 million) than the NBA Finals (12.4 million)."
— Marc Andreessen (@pmarca) December 31, 2022
Bwahaha!
Waffle House is hiring, little Adam. 😂
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) December 30, 2022
Kinzinger wouldn’t last 5 minutes. LOL.
You would have a better chance at fighting an entire prison yard than throwing hands with the one white chick working the Waffle House night shift…pic.twitter.com/kiU6Je5ath
— NevilleTheCat (@FearTheFloof) December 27, 2022
The audio … LOL.
#WaffleHouse employees are built different. pic.twitter.com/HpW9zq1bSA
— Louder with Crowder Dot Com (@LWCnewswire) December 28, 2022
True. Rowdy customers can’t even get a proper beating on Sundays at Chick-Fil-A.
Good morning pic.twitter.com/fI6EXFfOnn
— Cat in the Hat (@DomesticCEOCat) December 29, 2022
LOL!
Bruh John Cena was the one throwing chairs in the Waffle House all along 😭😭pic.twitter.com/MmvsT1fghZ
— Public Enemies Podcast (@TheEnemiesPE3) December 30, 2022
Somebody. Added. John. Cena. LOL!
How does this Waffle House employee have super powers? pic.twitter.com/jMKxg3SccF
— Sebastian Gorka DrG (@SebGorka) December 30, 2022
We think they’re hopped up on Red Bull and syrup.
The US Military has many branches defending our country
Army
Navy
Marines
Air Force
Waffle House Employees
pic.twitter.com/o06ejeZpbV— Brad Williams (@funnybrad) December 28, 2022
Hey, it’s been a few years since we added Space Force. It’s time.
The reason why no other country will ever try to invade the U.S. is they know we have thousands of Waffle House waitresses and they don't.
— 𝕃𝕠𝕘𝕚𝕔 (@logicbot3000) December 29, 2022
We see you, China.
You don’t want none of this, Putin. LOL.
You have to understand that anyone who can mentally handle working the late shift at Waffle House on Christmas is someone who can function while bottling an incredible amount of rage. They thrive in the suck. They will drag you to hell while smiling. https://t.co/fRSLqYgxnd
— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) December 28, 2022
‘They thrive in the suck.’ This might become our new Twitter motto.
This is all I can think of when I see Waffle House workers fighting pic.twitter.com/tPKtJGZ6xV
— MightyBear (@MightyBearz) December 30, 2022
Perfection.
if waffle house don’t put this screengrab on a t-shirt gon fire the entire marketing team already https://t.co/sljCdmOPb3
— mike taddow (@MikeTaddow) December 28, 2022
HAHA! Waffle House Wendy feeds on the chaos.
Waffle House Whitewalker, First of her name, Defender of the Grill, Maker of Hashbrowns, Giver of Grand Slam Uppercuts and Thrower of Coffee Pots pic.twitter.com/0jErZhGzTa
— No 🔑 No 🧀 (@bitcoinzay) December 30, 2022
Slay, queen.
Employee Orientation for Waffle House pic.twitter.com/96dcqfnZZy
— Steven Castillo (@STEEEZUSCHRIST) December 28, 2022
Always be prepared. All is fair in love and waffles.
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