In a not-so-stunning turn of events, liberal men have learned what we’ve known all along: having sex is one of the leading causes of pregnancy. To counteract this revelation, more and more are turning to vasectomies as a way to prevent pregnancy without killing their offspring.
A large Planned Parenthood affiliate has been doing more sterilizations on men this fall since the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health.
Dr. Grace Shih, director of vasectomy services for Planned Parenthood Great Northwest, told KIRO 7 News that they have seen a 34-percent increase since the June abortion ruling, according to Fox News.
Huge Wave of Liberal Men are Getting Vasectomies to Protest Overturning Roe – https://t.co/uruRCknYho https://t.co/1Fsa9bttWG
— Bo Snerdley (@BoSnerdley) December 7, 2022
According to the article, many of the soon-to-be-snipped ‘apparently never want to have children’.
Yes, you read that correctly – they never want to have children. Not a single man bun passed through the doors of the local Planned Parenthood, set aside his kombucha, and declared, ‘I’d like you to sterilize BOFA because I never want to have fetuses’.
Liberal men now know where babies come from! Thank you, Dobbs decision!
Good.
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) December 8, 2022
Conservatives on Twitter seemed downright overjoyed by the news.
You mean men are making responsible decisions so that they do not unintentionally become a parent?
— LilyRosemary (@LilyRosemary9) December 8, 2022
Wild, right?!
We’d like to point out that vasectomies were an option for liberal men before the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.
Apparently, fathering new human life and then asking the women they impregnated to kill the resulting child was a perfectly acceptable option for some of these liberal men, until the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.
Perhaps these ‘men’ should have embraced this level of responsibility before the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.
(We realize we keep saying ‘the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade’. We just love saying it.)
— Hugh Moore (@chochmalog) December 7, 2022
Definitely the same energy as the sex strikers, but this is much more permanent, is guaranteed to prevent abortions, and we are here for it.
https://twitter.com/thefubrothers/status/1600568761098022913?s=20&t=VBnhJqTdU-hvgEIl4pZ-iw
Same, brother. Vasectomies all around, we say. We’re prepared to go full Oprah with vasectomies for liberal men: ‘You get a vasectomy! And you get a vasectomy!’
Let’s do this!
— WeirdRalph (@weirdralph) December 8, 2022
Just when you thought our differences were irreconcilable, we have found a point of unity between the Left and Right: voluntary sterilization of liberal men.
LOL.
Sterilization to pwn the Cons https://t.co/YN2wENI9fx
— El Presidente Ex Officio Ricardo (@PintSizePolemic) December 8, 2022
Take this win, libs. You’ve earned it.
They are doing society a favor by not procreating. So thank you for stepping up and see if you can encourage your like minded friends to do the same.
— gpalm3r (@gpalm3r) December 7, 2022
Of course, there was another obvious angle to this story that many of you delighted in. In fact, responses such as this were the overwhelming sentiment on Twitter.
The gene pool thanks them.
— Scrooge McDoge (@ScroogeMcDoge) December 8, 2022
We’re not exactly sure who this Gene Pool guy is, but people seemed genuinely happy for him.
Mom and dad will be happy not to have two generations living in the basement https://t.co/ZsSw0lmjFw
— Emily (@Emily64491044) December 8, 2022
LOLOLOL!
Does anybody think this guy really needs a vasectomy to prevent procreating? I don't think he or his buddies are in any danger. pic.twitter.com/D6Ro25bcJ2
— Army Veteran 11A 🎖 (@11aArmy) December 7, 2022
Ouch! That may be, but let’s not take any chances, eh?
Whatever keeps deez nuts from procreating …
Thanks for sharing my article, @BoSnerdley. My dad was a huge fan of you and Rush. https://t.co/MCLKk93irK
— micaiah bilger (@micaiah157) December 7, 2022
Aww! We miss Rush. We also suddenly feel old.
https://t.co/J0rPmSbQ5U pic.twitter.com/Qq3EDxiYzg
— richard fay (@richard23108355) December 7, 2022
We hear you, extremely excited baby human! We act the same way when people make responsible decisions, resulting in fewer abortions.
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