A ‘journalist’ named Dave Troy went full-tilt BlueAnon conspiracy on Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter. Troy is not content to settle for the usual complaints about Musk’s wealth or constant tweet trolling. Nope, Crazy Dave went straight to the bird app takeover being an ‘act of war’.
Yes, we are stuck in a perpetual battle for one-upmanship of insanity. ‘I see your Elon bought Twitter to stop people from making fun of him and raise you an ACT OF WAR!’
As our dear readers might expect, this was a perfectly mock-worthy tweet for the people of Twitter.
I believe the Twitter purchase was an act of war and intentional sabotage. Former employees, or others who have information regarding this, may contact me via Signal at +1-410-570-5739. Thanks.
— Dave Troy (@davetroy) November 18, 2022
Dave locked down replies, but you’re all an industrious bunch, so here come the quote tweets.
Totally Sane Person™ https://t.co/wRCKAXkfAc
— Artist Formerly Known As Bonesy (@NaughtBonesy) November 19, 2022
Totally. It’s not like Dave’s been working too closely to industrial strength glue or something … at least … probably not.
Have you tried calming down, ma'am? https://t.co/2aTO3F6zPG
— 'Extremely Hardcore' Mach ($8) (@Machovell1an) November 19, 2022
It’s hard to calm down when your hat needs a fresh layer of tinfoil.
Hahahahahahaha
That is High Grade Copium. https://t.co/8JMq1yCDBr— Poptimus Prime (@thepocketgeek) November 19, 2022
Right? It would be much simpler to just stick with ‘I wish that rich guy that’s not a woke lib hadn’t bought Twitter’.
Clown world 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 https://t.co/dPbNG64jbi
— Skeptical Redneck (@redneckskeptic) November 19, 2022
Even the clowns are probably backing away slowly from this nuttiness.
I was just going to say the takeover of Twitter is exactly like the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand or the attack on Pearl Harbor. https://t.co/QWWnAYPsbg
— Guy Faux (@Faux_Guy_) November 19, 2022
Woah! Didn’t see that one coming (neither did the Archduke).
Dave really playing fast and loose with the term "journalist" in his bio. https://t.co/uywdyFmyeG
— Beard and Circus (@Shooter_ptpx01) November 19, 2022
It’s a pretty low bar, to be fair.
You actually tweeted this and expect to be taken seriously? https://t.co/cMfFi9AGfr
— Bob Weave (@lowkeyrbe) November 19, 2022
Probably, but that’s not what we’re all here for, now is it? LOL.
Hoo boy https://t.co/lkRZ7gn6J5
— NiedermeyersDeadHorse aka NDH (@NiedsG) November 19, 2022
Ackshually, Hoo Boy was a double agent, sent on a mission by Vladimir Putin, to initiate a romantic relationship with Cindy Lou Who in an effort to undermine Whoville democracy. See, we can do it too.
I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this. https://t.co/oYl3IRRgNt
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) November 19, 2022
LOL. We hate to tell you, but there are some people out there who actually believe this.
An act of war.
These people are insane.
They equate not having a stranglehold on one social media platform an “act of war.” https://t.co/oNfwN8CalI
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) November 19, 2022
This is a very difficult time for them. We’ll try not to laugh too loudly, out of respect.
https://t.co/Fsly3vFsNO pic.twitter.com/h2GKyBFf1x
— Geisha in Limbo (@sisterinferior) November 19, 2022
We don’t think they can.
Hahahahahaha this is the best timeline https://t.co/OcGkX7Z1DZ
— Brian McWilliams (@BrianMcWilliams) November 19, 2022
That’s what we’re talking about! Brian gets it. We could lament the sheer lunacy that surrounds us, or we can choose to embrace the crazy. Come on. You know you want to. Breathe it in. We live in the absolute best timeline. LOL.
Best $8 I’ve ever spent. https://t.co/YZyVcHUqHk
— NevilleTheCat (@FearTheFloof) November 19, 2022
Found a foot soldier, Dave.
I keep calling this line and so far I’ve ordered 5 pizzas. Not helpful! https://t.co/3qGufS0YML
— HorseMeatIceCream 🐴🥩🧊🍨 (@Toky02) November 18, 2022
Bwahahahaha!
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡👇 https://t.co/YETa5ZkpOS
— Honking Against Comrade Castro and Winnie The Pooh (@allenhoo7) November 19, 2022
Needs a few more clowns.
If you want to hear more, Dave’s operating a Mastodon server. LOLOLOL!
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— Dave Troy (@davetroy) November 18, 2022
We’re not sure why Elon Musk needs to bring back Alex Jones when we’ve already got Dave.
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