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NBC News' Sympathy Piece About What 'Immigrant Detainees' Are Denouncing Definitely Earned the Ratio

Department of Homeland Security

During the Biden administrations four years, not only was the border opened up, but the DHS at the time actually created an app to facilitate the invasion in order to get people the Dems hoped to turn into voters inside the country as fast as possible. 

Senator Josh Hawley once referred to the Biden-Harris-Mayorkas "CBP One" app as an "online concierge service for illegals" and that sums it up perfectly.

After Trump took office, the Department of Homeland Security simply reversed the app and is now using it as a way to self-deport instead of risking getting arrested by ICE and deported. The "CBP Home" app helps people in the country illegally find their way out while maintaining some hope of perhaps coming back legally in the future: 

The Department of Homeland Security has announced a historic opportunity for illegal aliens to receive cost-free travel, forgiveness of any failure to depart fines, and a $1,000 exit bonus to facilitate travel back to their home country or another country where they have lawful status through the CBP Home Mobile App.

In other words, anybody who chooses to remain inside the U.S. illegally has ways to leave without getting in trouble. 

Fortunately for the ones who choose to stay and be taken into ICE custody, they have a lot of friends in the Democratic Party along with much of the media to help the effort to generate sympathy. Especially when it comes to "Alligator Alcatraz" in Florida: 

Extreme sarcasm alert: If I was caught being in another country illegally I'd fully expect them to put me up in a five-star hotel.

Try not to get dizzy from this quick shift of the goal posts in that story from NBC News: 

So much "journalism"!

The shot:

Vladimir Miranda, a migrant from Cuba who has been at the facility since Sunday, said that "right now the generators apparently can't cope and the electricity is going out," he told Telemundo 51 via telephone call. When the electricity goes out there's no water and the phones and air conditioners don't work, "and we're here sweating" profusely, Miranda said in his native Spanish.

And the chaser:

“There is no water here to bathe,” Izquierdo said in Spanish to Telemundo 51 from inside the facility, adding it’s been four days since he showered. Izquierdo also alleged that “they give you food only once a day, food that even has worms in it.” Detention center lights are always on, 24/7, he said, and the mosquitoes are “the size of elephants.”

Izquierdo said they are not allowed to go outside, and the tents detainees are kept in are freezing.

NBC News certainly has all the bases covered in that story!

They keep trying each and every day, from the "Maryland man" on down. 

Yes there is. But cleaning up Biden, Harris and Mayorkas' huge mess will take time and what we're seeing right now is definitely what I voted for. 

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