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Pete Hegseth Lists What the Pentagon WOULD Have Installed If Seeking to Avoid Woke Media Scrutiny

AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite

The lefty media must have realized that all their "Signal-gate" attempted bombshells and frenzied quotes from disgruntled Pentagon employees who were fired for leaking weren't going to end up costing Pete Hegseth his Defense Secretary job.

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So what's next?

We move on to the next big scandal. And by "scandal" we mean this:

Brace for a ton of "makeup studio-gate" stories.

Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell torpedoed the media's latest attempt to find a Pentagon scandal: 

The DOD Rapid Response account showed what CBS News was trying to make a big deal out of: 

That's not exactly the Hollywood Makeup Studio CBS News was trying to get everybody to picture in their heads. 

Hegseth responded by naming what he would have had installed if seeking lib media approval:

Tampon machines in every men's bathroom would have earned nothing but praise from the woke press.

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