Taste for Turkey: High-Testosterone LGBBQ+ Actor to Star in Proposed Pro-Meat James Talari...
Bracing for Beto 2.0: MAGA Prepares for Legacy Media Fawning Over Boring Beta...
Woman at Illinois State Capitol Says in Prayer That Islam Is Woven Into...
ABC News: ICE Detainees Are Taking Their Own Lives at an 'Alarming' Rate
NY Assemblyman Introduces a 100 Percent Tax on Trump’s 'Illegal January 6 Slush...
WaPo Asks a Pool Guy If Trump Picked the Correct Color for the...
Jill Biden Now Claims She Feared a Stroke — But Only After Spending...
Brandon Johnson Says He Will Fight ‘Teen Takeovers’ by Holding Social Media Accountable
Tim Miller's Blasphemous Meltdown: 'The Bulwark' Doubles Down on Vulgar Anti-Christian Att...
DHS Secretary Drawing Up Plans to Block International Flights Into Sanctuary Cities
DNC Insults Trans Community in Vulgar Response to Stephen Miller Post About James...
Zaid Jilani Wants to Know Why Graham Platner’s ‘Accidental Tattoo’ Is Disqualifying
No, James Talarico: Galatians 3:28 Doesn’t Mean God is Nonbinary
ICE Agent Shover Rep. LaMonica McIver Says ICE Henchmen Are Shoving Her 'Neighbors'
'This Is Texas, THIS Is Not': Ken Paxton's First Ad About Low-T Talarico...

Pete Hegseth Lists What the Pentagon WOULD Have Installed If Seeking to Avoid Woke Media Scrutiny

AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite

The lefty media must have realized that all their "Signal-gate" attempted bombshells and frenzied quotes from disgruntled Pentagon employees who were fired for leaking weren't going to end up costing Pete Hegseth his Defense Secretary job.

Advertisement

So what's next?

We move on to the next big scandal. And by "scandal" we mean this:

Brace for a ton of "makeup studio-gate" stories.

Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell torpedoed the media's latest attempt to find a Pentagon scandal: 

The DOD Rapid Response account showed what CBS News was trying to make a big deal out of: 

That's not exactly the Hollywood Makeup Studio CBS News was trying to get everybody to picture in their heads. 

Hegseth responded by naming what he would have had installed if seeking lib media approval:

Tampon machines in every men's bathroom would have earned nothing but praise from the woke press.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement