This morning Donald Trump became the first U.S. president to ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange since Ronald Reagan. It was almost as if Trump was ringing in a new era for the country:
We are so back pic.twitter.com/z3LNbJFT7v
— Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸 (@abigailmarone) December 12, 2024
Trump sure has come a long way:
The American Dream is still alive pic.twitter.com/kVwMA1Gb0f
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) December 12, 2024
Also around the time he worked at McDonald's Trump was also briefly employed as a garbage man.
And now, as you probably have heard, Trump has been named TIME Magazine's Man of... er, Person of the Year:
Donald Trump is TIME's Person of the Year https://t.co/IjP5W2otV5 pic.twitter.com/CVHX9o0DB3
— TIME (@TIME) December 12, 2024
That alone is not nearly enough after what we've seen the last few years. Trump needs to send autographed copies to a whole lot of people to create a grand finale of head explosions amongst the TDS crowd.
I suggested Trump start with these three:
Adam Schiff, Liz Cheney, Jack Smith and others need to be sent a commemorative copy. https://t.co/IMmbYBmHmU
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) December 12, 2024
Here are a few other suggestions for who Trump should sent signed copies of the TIME cover:
--Rob Reiner, the president of the Hollywood chapter of the anti-Trump Resistance who has apparently already self-deported from social media, deserves a signed copy. Rumor has it the password to his now-deleted Twitter/X account was the phone number for the Malibu Hungry Howie's followed by an asterisk and then "HATETRUMP".
--Tim Walz certainly should be sent a copy for helping prove for future political strategists that putting a flannel shirt and camo hat on a commie with dreams of starring in a Broadway musical isn't the best way to win over midwestern males.
--Trump should also send one to Nancy Pelosi. To make it more convenient for her, the magazine will be delivered already ripped in half.
--Beyonce took the unintentional effort to make the electorate turn sour on Kamala after the campaign promised her appearance at a rally to greatly boost turnout and then proceeded to not sing. It was such an epic bait and switch backfire that makes me wonder if Beyonce was working as a secret Trump operative.
--For their tremendous role in helping show Joe Biden the door -- pretty much literally -- and ushering in a Harris candidacy, Barack Obama and George Clooney have earned the gift of a signed "Person of the Year" mag from Trump. Few did more to "save democracy" this year than those two.
And if Trump has a few extra copies, MSNBC and CNN should each be sent about 100 magazines signed "congratulations on the sale of your little cable net" just to rattle some nerves even more.
