Kamala Harris Definitely Has a Lock on the 'Rich Celebs Saying Everything's Great' Demographic

Kamala Harris basically has three closing arguments as we head into the election: A) "Vote for me or Trump will try and put Liz Cheney in front of a firing squad" (but for some reason give her a gun too); B) "Most rich celebrities support me so forget about the open border and your high grocery bill"; And C) Also please forget I've been the #2 person in charge of the country for the last nearly four years:

Our nation’s housing supply is too low, and your rent is too high.

My plan will fix it. I’ll work to cut red tape to build more homes and crack down on corporate landlords. pic.twitter.com/WUGKoMvtlk
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) November 2, 2024

Would anybody care to ask Harris why she hasn't cared to put that "plan" into place since January of 2020?

I'll return now to point "B" from above. Kamala Harris rallies are notable for several reasons, but mostly because this is a campaign for which the candidate is not the headliner at their events. I hear "Harris concert rally" fairly often, and Kamala is usually on the undercard.

Perhaps the funniest celeb endorsement at a Harris rally came in the form of Cardi B's attempted speech. In what is hopefully a bit of foreshadowing combined with an appropriate tribute to Kamala, Cardi B's teleprompter broke, leading to several moments of hilarity.

LMAO Cardi B's teleprompter was broken and she had no idea what to do for over a minute until someone ran on the stage to give her a phone to read off. Holy embarrassing. pic.twitter.com/BRl8xGP72e
— aka (@akafacehots) November 2, 2024

With any luck that's some serious foreshadowing. It also makes it clear how phony these celebrity "endorsements" are. They, not unlike Harris, can't string two sentences worth of their own thoughts together because they have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

Harris certainly has a lock on the "rich celebrities who have more money than brains" demographic. They're trying to convince other Americans, many of which might have more brains than money nowadays thanks partly to Biden and Harris, that everything's been great. Marvel at the sheep mentality on display here:

‘AVENGERS’ stars Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Mark Ruffalo, Danai Gurira, Don Cheadle and Paul Bettany have reunited to make a video endorsing Kamala Harris’ campaign for President. pic.twitter.com/Erh31rowps
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) October 31, 2024

"Sure, people can't afford food and energy bills but the very rich are still doing just fine so vote for a continuation of this mess" is a great closing argument... for Trump.

Additionally, I wouldn't take relationship advice from Jennifer Lopez so I'm sure as hell not going to take presidential voting advice from her:

.@JLo endorses Kamala Harris

💙 pic.twitter.com/ZeIwxFBAAZ
— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) November 1, 2024

Buck Sexton had a great response to the J-Lo endorsement:

When it comes to decision-making, you should definitely listen to P Diddy’s ex-girlfriend
pic.twitter.com/jhwv4Dllkj
— Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) November 1, 2024

Mark Ruffalo was another who would rather have the economy crash and usher in World War III than vote for Donald Trump. This guy lives in a world of self-delusion even when he's not making fictional movies:

Actor @MarkRuffalo: Trump wanted us to inject bleach, stick lightbulbs up our ass, he enforced a Muslim ban, shut down the govt, sparked an uptick in hate crimes, created historic murder rates, kept PR’s electricity off, & called Nazis “very fine people” pic.twitter.com/s6GyVoGzSq
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) November 1, 2024

So it's confirmed: Hulk STUPID.

I'll close with Ricky Gervais mocking these people: