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On Sunday afternoon, President Biden was flanked by VP Kamala Harris and Attorney General Merrick Garland for a reminder that the assassination attempt on Donald Trump was "not appropriate" 

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Yeah, this should do it:

Later in the evening, Biden delivered a separate recorded statement and in many ways it was similar to his previous comments, including being baffled by a motive:

Biden said "violence has never been the answer" in a selective kind of way:

Biden reminded all of us that these disputes should be settled at the "battle box," and he did so twice:

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Yeah, he's fine.

The crowning achievement of Biden's short address Sunday night was when he tried to pump the brakes after realizing he was coming dangerously close to parroting his opponents campaign slogan:

Here's Biden's full 6-minute address:

Joe was THAT close.

Biden almost got there, but alas, it was too much to hope for. Instead we got "Make America, You Know... the Thing..."

Maybe next time!

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