Everybody knows the usual suspects in the media already have their "Biden delivers masterful debate performance" pieces ready to go after Thursday's faceoff with Donald Trump on CNN. All Biden has to do is make it through the entire hour and a half (including two commercial breaks) with nothing extremely embarrassing happening and the media praise will be off the charts.
Biden's being prepped for the debate at Camp David and it's going to take an entire week.
President Biden will head to Camp David this week to spend time preparing for the first presidential debate on June 27.
— CBS News (@CBSNews) June 19, 2024
"I'm told that we should expect some surprises. ...This is such a critical performance for President Biden, not only on the content, but on his physical… pic.twitter.com/kXxD1X7Why
"This is such a critical performance for President Biden, not only on the content, but on his physical performance."
The "physical performance" includes getting used to standing up for 90 minutes.
Here's ABC News reporting that the president's debate prep includes practice standing up:
🚨 NEW: Part of Joe Biden’s “debate prep” is to literally practice STANDING UP.
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) June 21, 2024
I’m not kidding.
And this guy wants another four years? pic.twitter.com/W40ytzO8Sb
If Biden successfully stands there for 90 minutes the media will be able to unleash their "brilliant performance" pieces.
Part of Biden's "debate prep" includes rehearsing standing for 90 straight minutes (in addition to getting juiced) pic.twitter.com/tLJ0BpD5uT
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 21, 2024
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Biden will also be made to say "greedflation" one hundred times per day leading up to the debate.
Do they even hear themselves anymore?
— K. L. March (@two_bysea) June 21, 2024
The campaign's goal will also be to hope that the mythical and mystical "sharp as a tack behind the scenes" Biden shows up in front of the scenes on debate night.
We have Russia off the shores of CUBA and Biden is practicing *STANDING UP*?? What The Heck?? https://t.co/YL93kKmdYc
— NWI Patriots (@NWIPatriots) June 21, 2024
All is well!
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