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Come ON! Toronto Police Suggest 'New Auto Theft Prevention Tactics' (Gee, What's Next?)

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Progressive "solutions" to avoid being harmed by the criminals they coddle never cease to amaze -- or maybe "enrage" is a better word.

In the U.S. the Left's "solution" to the results of crime has been to "defund the police" to the point where there are no police available in some areas:

And then there's Canada, which in some areas has taken the issue of "crime fighting" to the next level. 

In Toronto, how can you avoid being harmed by people looking to steal your car from the driveway? Well, just make it easier for the thieves to find your keys:

They call it "auto theft prevention" because instead you're basically just giving your car to the criminal:

Coming soon:

Don't give them any more ideas (they'll probably think of it on their own before long anyway).

If something like that were to happen at my house the result would be something the Toronto police wouldn't approve of, nor would criminal coddlers like Justin Trudeau or any woke DAs in the U.S.:

If you live in an area where the police are telling you how to make things easier for the criminals in order to keep you safer, it's well past time to move out.

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