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Reports: Secret Service probe into the WH bag of cocaine has concluded (you WON'T be shocked)

Artist Angie

Well, it appears to be official: You can take cocaine (or maybe even a more dangerous substance) into the White House without the world eventually knowing your identity. 

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Surely there are exceptions to this new rule, but as things stand right now the Secret Service is saying, according to reports and a GOP congressman who attended a briefing, we're not going to know who this particular culprit was:

Miranda Devine is among those who are NOT shocked:

From the NY Post

The Secret Service has ended its investigation into cocaine found in the West Wing of the White House without identifying a suspect, a GOP congressman told The Post Thursday.

Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.) stormed out of a briefing offered to lawmakers moments after it began, calling the conclusion “bogus.”

“They have facial identification, they have — y’all know you can’t go in there without giving your Social Security number, and they decided it’s just some weekend visitor,” Burchett said. “That’s bogus. Nobody’s buying that at all.”

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And you know what that means people will be free to conclude:

Government investigators could find a grandma who broke wind within 50 yards of the U.S. Capitol on January 6th but tracking down who brought a bag of coke into the White House was just too much to hope for, apparently.

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