If you’ve been paying attention to the sports news today, outfielder Bryce Harper has signed a monster contract with the Philadelphia Phillies:
Bryce Harper’s deal with the Phillies will be for 13 years and $330M, league sources tell ESPN. It will not include any opt-outs.
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) February 28, 2019
Thirteen years? That seems pretty optimistic:
Signed past the scheduled end of the world per AOC. https://t.co/BEPFrOcmPs
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) February 28, 2019
Uh oh, are the Green New Deal-supporting Dems dealing with more deniers? People can’t help but wonder:
What are your thoughts on Bryce Harper and do you think the Phillies are smart on saving 25 million when the world ends in 12 years?
— Derek Kudjer (@koojababy) February 28, 2019
While we eagerly await a response, here are more people with similar questions:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says Earth only has 12 years left. If she's right, what happens to Bryce Harper year 13? Does it vest? #Phillies
— joe r.n.a. (@b1joe) February 28, 2019
@AOC @benshapiro How dumb are the #PhiladelphiaPhillies for signing @Bharper3407 to a 13 year deal when the earth will gone in 12?
— El Guapo (@ryandfloyd) February 28, 2019
BREAKING: per sources close to @AOC the #Phillies won’t have to pay out all 13 years of the #BryceHarper deal……
— TJLS on The Pa Sports Network (@JoeLodanosky) February 28, 2019
When AOC says the world will end in 12 years and you don't have to pay Bryce Harper the $25 million for year 13. pic.twitter.com/SCBisIQ272
— Derek Kudjer (@koojababy) February 28, 2019
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The joke is on Bryce Harper. According to Democrat Rep. Ocasio-Cortez …. he will not collect his entire $330 Million because the world will end before the contract is up. @brithume
— Bronco Bob (@BroncoBob360) February 28, 2019
According to AOC, the worls will end before Bryce Harper's contract will!!
— Jim Butz (@butzandbutz) February 28, 2019
It’s too bad that @Bharper3407 won’t see his 13-year contract through before the world ends. Thanks, @AOC! #Harper #Phillies pic.twitter.com/PzhRuqenMm
— Mike Nessen (@Mike_Nessen) February 28, 2019
Oh this is just too much fun.
What does Bryce know that AOC doesn't?#TrickQuestion
— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) February 28, 2019
Lmao
— Mike (@mikea1028) February 28, 2019
An appearance in the End of the World Series would be a nice way to go out.
— GregEsq (@GregEsq) February 28, 2019
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