'What did I just watch?' PETA shatters shark jump record with cringe-worthy video attempt to prove 'traditional masculinity is DEAD'

We’re assuming PETA’s OK with shark jumping, so long as it’s done humanely, because they have broken their own previous record with this one. Proceed with caution:

“Traditional” masculinity is DEAD. The secret to male sexual stamina is veggies. ? pic.twitter.com/51DUsqzyO3

— PETA (@peta) January 16, 2019

What the actual… WHAT?

I think I was just MeToo’d by a vegetable. https://t.co/g95waJZ9Lm

— Natalie Johnson (@nataliejohnsonn) January 16, 2019

WTF was that?

Gillette: Let's make the worst ad of 2019
Peta: hold my vegan beer.

— Colt Luger's Hand of Justice (@andrewstarr1000) January 16, 2019

Strange new respect for the Gillette ad https://t.co/f7DWGxmydZ

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) January 16, 2019

Gillette’s officially off the mockery hook:

Delete your account.

— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) January 16, 2019

What did I just watch!?

— Rogue Penguin (@Rogue_40) January 16, 2019

God this is awful. lol https://t.co/a07aNxOZ3o

— The?FOO (@PolitiBunny) January 16, 2019

And then some!

Talk about Beta-Carotene https://t.co/3sBW5DPHvP

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 16, 2019

This is the future liberals want https://t.co/Rg0qRHdJZt

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) January 16, 2019

IM LOGGING OFF FOREVER GOODBYE https://t.co/10jNQ79Ibi

— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) January 16, 2019

What did I just watch? pic.twitter.com/yy7PZDsIwQ

— Stephen Daniel (@rsd4444) January 16, 2019

Traditional masculinity isn't dead… unlike the vast majority of dogs and cats that end up at PETA's shelter. https://t.co/N5qY0uGJx8

— Cam Edwards (@CamEdwards) January 16, 2019

“veggie tales: where are they now?” https://t.co/4Ph7IP0Orr

— MJ (@morganisawizard) January 16, 2019

pic.twitter.com/E9dT3Tz378

— Ryan (@alwaysonoffense) January 16, 2019

"Hello?"
"Hi, kid. Listen, I got you an audition."
"Great. For a movie?"
"No."
"TV series?"
"No."
"Commercial?"
"More like a PSA."
"National?"
"Yeah.
"Cool. What're they looking for?"
"Basically, someone without shame."
"That's me when rent's due. What's the job entail?"
"Um…" https://t.co/ZYkci6DVKD

— Joel Engel (@joelengel) January 16, 2019

I've never cringed so hard in my life thanks Peta

— ꎭꍏꀭꀤ (@datonedumbnigga) January 16, 2019

Not only is this factually incorrect, but these guys just scarred me for life. https://t.co/oS43A1LPJ5

— xo (@sirensoIiIoquy) January 16, 2019

Way to go, PETA, you’ve done it again.