Wait, WHAT? Dem nominates statue to ring NYSE bell, Twitter not sure how that would work

um https://t.co/wDvSEqTPaR

— ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) March 27, 2017

Remember “Fearless Girl,” the statue placed opposite of the bull statue outside the New York Stock Exchange that the media quickly fell in love with? U.S. Rep. Carolyn Maloney is also a big fan:

Downtown at the Fearless Girl statue, fighting for more women on boards and to make this statue permanent pic.twitter.com/AbpVN4cmTg

— Carolyn B. Maloney (@RepMaloney) March 18, 2017

And now Rep. Maloney would like to take things a step further:

.@RepMaloney proposes having Fearless Girl ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

— Erin Durkin (@erinmdurkin) March 27, 2017

Important reminder:

Note: Fearless Girl is not an actual girl. https://t.co/DBLZSroDLG

— Jillian Jorgensen (@Jill_Jorgensen) March 27, 2017

Which means…

https://twitter.com/HannahRSchwarz/status/846380573635624962

Hmm.

https://twitter.com/Hannarri/status/846377598955507714

Politicians really live in a bubble, don't they?

— Young Ideas (@DickYoungsGhost) March 27, 2017

Self-parody. https://t.co/NoVSoGaXjT

— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) March 27, 2017

Getting warmer here:

https://twitter.com/cursivical/status/846377108234539008

Ding! Ding! Ding!

.@RepMaloney's idea of how Fearless Girl ringing Wall St. bull would work: a group of women leaders & a little girl dressed as statue do it.

— Erin Durkin (@erinmdurkin) March 27, 2017

File that under “having solved all other problems…”