July 20, 1969: Americans land on the moon.
May 17, 2016: US federal government invents the grocery list. https://t.co/AQsBRIW63g
— BT (@back_ttys) May 20, 2016
As part of Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” initiative, a new nutrition label will be required on pre-packaged foods:
WH calls the new nutrition label "a significant landmark achievement" in support of Mrs Obama's "Let's Move" initiative.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) May 20, 2016
Today, @US_FDA unveils a new #NutritionFacts label that gives families information they need to make healthy choices pic.twitter.com/AST9p5dK7z
— First Lady- Archived (@FLOTUS44) May 20, 2016
The Captain Obvious collective at ChooseMyPlate.gov has been helping out for the past few days with pointers like these:
Try growing your own vegetables & herbs! You can start small with a few pots on your balcony or even indoors. https://t.co/zoEFtA1RKu
— ChooseMyPlate.gov (@MyPlate) May 15, 2016
Base grocery lists on meals you want to make. Lists help you buy only items you need. https://t.co/dbbfgiRgyo #MyPlateMyWins
— ChooseMyPlate.gov (@MyPlate) May 17, 2016
What would we ever do without the Obama administration’s guidance?
@IowahawkBlog cleaned the administration’s plate:
"A meal-planning consultant service, if you can keep it." – Ben Franklinhttps://t.co/dwDjeNPBZc
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
ever notice during budget debates that it's the WW2 memorial that gets shut down, and not https://t.co/GJHJ4CuDLf?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
Swear to God, the entire fucking federal government is run by people who won the 4th grade poster contest.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
It's like every kid who volunteered as hall monitor moved to DC, morphed into a pulsating hall monitor blob, and then metastasized
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
I guarantee you that 80% of the total 2016 traffic to https://t.co/GJHJ4Cd2mF will come from a random drunk's sarcastic twitter link.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
I am willing to admit there are people so stupid they need help writing a grocery list; not sure how they'd get on the internet though.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
89,700 followers, and I can only assume they all work there.https://t.co/NJSOcWou2d
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
.@MyPlate after reading your timeline, I've installed an entire hydroponic herb farm in my apocalypse bunkerhttps://t.co/39rVlcIHKx
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
ChooseMyPlate.gov, if you ever have a job opening, look no further:
@MyPlate When eating foods, have a glass of water nearby. If you become thirsty, you can drink it!
— Brian Gailey (@BSUBronco) May 20, 2016
.@BSUBronco @MyPlate to make a glass of water, use these steps:
1. find a glass
2. put water in it— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/Spacebunnyday/status/733671356492095488
.@Spacebunnyday @MyPlate you can substitute a cup for a glass, but make first make sure the cup is not in your bra. https://t.co/5DYlQS5vFp
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 20, 2016
What helpful website will the Obama administration come up with next?
Coming soon: https://t.co/jiIxq6yZwe
— BT (@back_ttys) May 20, 2016
Wait for it…
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