Piers Morgan decides to #AskTrump if he could have a job in his administration

Donald Trump soliciting questions via #AskTrump got that hashtag trending #1 today, and that allowed Piers Morgan to make Trump an offer he could refuse:

Can I be your White House Press Secretary @realDonaldTrump? #AskTrump

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 21, 2015

We know Morgan’s only joking, because he’d never work somewhere protected by all those nasty, dangerous guns, would he? But maybe White House security would be forced to carry muskets.