'Your sins are forgiven’: Creepy photo of Chuck Schumer and Harry Reid earns captioning

A photo of Chuck Schumer and Harry Reid doing … something … is caption-worthy, and @NRO issued the call:

Caption Contest pic.twitter.com/2PgNhJ2aEI

— National Review (@NRO) December 15, 2014

Consoling Sen. Reid after voters kicked him out of the Senate Majority Leader’s office, perhaps?

https://twitter.com/KrisinAL/status/544591445412151296

@NRO Knock on wood.

— K. A. Miller (@KaMiller1) December 15, 2014

@NRO HEAL!

— Reid Fowler (@Rwmfowler) December 15, 2014

https://twitter.com/udflyerfan07/status/544591584260800512

@NRO Good dog!

— wiml (@wiml2) December 15, 2014

@NRO Maybe we should both 'Be Put Out To Pasture'

— Mike Richardson (@RFIMike) December 15, 2014

@NRO Bless you my son.

— Todd Shissler (@ToddShissler) December 15, 2014

@NRO Vulcan mind meld.

— Jules✨ (@bourgeoiswizard) December 15, 2014

@NRO Oops! I crapped my pants!

— Dave (@dccrue) December 15, 2014

@NRO I name thee "Bishop of Buttcrack!"

— Huntley Haverstock (@MrRightAngle) December 15, 2014

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@NRO Chose hashtags: #SenatorTipping, #SteadyNowTipsySenator, #AnybodyHome, #TimeToTurnRobotOff, #GoodBoy

— Wanda B. (@wrbva) December 15, 2014

@NRO The power of Christ compels you!

— Jeff Angelo (@JeffAngeloRadio) December 15, 2014

@NRO Oh my, senator, your progressive brain chip is showing. Let me help cover it up for you. #ProgressiveChipRevealed

— Volusia 912 (@Volusia912) December 15, 2014

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Feel free to submit your own captions in the comments.