'That's just sad, man’: Obama's letters to Ayatollah Khamenei reportedly go unanswered

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/530427039611117569

Put on some sad music to set the mood before continuing:

https://twitter.com/NoahPollak/status/530426516384260096
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/530434581032611841

Aww.

From the article:

The October letter marked at least the fourth time Mr. Obama has written Iran’s most powerful political and religious leader since taking office in 2009 and pledging to engage with Tehran’s Islamist government.
[…]
Mr. Khamenei never directly responded to the overtures, according to U.S. officials.

Double aww.

https://twitter.com/OrwellForks/status/530432849552625664

The mixture of mockery and embarrassment is something to behold:

@NoahPollak At what point is that stalking? https://t.co/VmRVgNI6x2 h/t @20committee

— DCD (@DCDude1776) November 6, 2014

@NoahPollak @20committee those who didn't reply to my letter, I hear you too. -things Obama won't say.

— Jay Zee (@JayRooTheDee) November 6, 2014

https://twitter.com/TheHumungus5309/status/530429289146380289

"Do you have golf courses there!?" MT @NoahPollak: Obama secretly wrote to the Iranian supreme leader at least 4 times & never got a reply

— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) November 6, 2014

@SooperMexican @NoahPollak "I can come campaign for you, Ayatollah. Just lemme know! XOXO" #LoveLettersToIran

— What’s Your Vector, Raptor (@PolitiRaptor) November 6, 2014

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https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/530429615702290433
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/530429948356751362
https://twitter.com/bonhomme36/status/530437258336165888
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/530437900576780288

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@redsteeze It would be comically perfect if the Ayatollah's lawyers sent him a C&D notice.

— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) November 6, 2014

Story of Obama's letters to Khamenei reminds me of this SNL skit: https://t.co/KxHEoStLOj

— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) November 6, 2014

Copies of the actual letters aren’t available, but it can’t hurt to speculate as to their contents:

https://twitter.com/ericwburns/status/530429013408645121

RT @Cameron_Gray: Ayatollah:

Do you like me?
_____ Yes
_____ No
_____ Maybe

Barack

— Melissa Mackenzie (@MelissaTweets) November 6, 2014

https://twitter.com/dad_of_jacob/status/530430521277689857

Update:

This is probably one of the more accurate guesses:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/530459759657627650