Fawn-tastic: ABC suggests ‘50 ways to celebrate Michelle Obama's birthday'; Collective nausea ensues

https://twitter.com/FrankTaylorPR/status/424197218166652928

Not only is the media fawning over Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday, but ABC wants to help you learn how to fawn just like a full-fledged member of the MSM.

Yes, seriously:

Michelle Obama turns 50 today. Looking for a way to celebrate? Here's 50 ideas http://t.co/Mpz0vaWVv6

— Arlette Saenz (@ArletteSaenz) January 17, 2014

Taxpayers already gifted FLOTUS with an extended vacation in Hawaii, but ABC obviously doesn’t think that’s enough.

Actual headline at ABC News: '50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama’s Birthday' http://t.co/0eFYVmwl5P

— The Right Pundit (@therightnewz) January 17, 2014

Pah-leeeze!

https://twitter.com/JDKolassa/status/424198557965762560

Important news from ABC via @lachlan http://t.co/Vi5C4qUstS

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) January 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/424200830892662785

Are you serious? http://t.co/P7t1FZQEPk

— Kristi Hays (@KHays13) January 17, 2014

Not a cult.

RT http://t.co/EOITuHwGjO

— Adam (@gpia7r) January 17, 2014

@NolteNC Can't be any worse than this: http://t.co/9xcIT5Mhcv

— William Belcher (@EdB_Ohio) January 17, 2014

Make that 51 ways to celebrate:

I have one: Be proud of your country for the first time. http://t.co/aS7SJ8Ksd9

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) January 17, 2014