Sweat at a sporting event isn’t the rarest of things, but for some reason Victoria Azarenka’s perspiration during her finals match against Serena Williams at the U.S. Open captured the attention of many tweeters. It was a good match so it was unfortunate this was the cause of so much focus:
"ooooooo" – the sad face made by azarenka's underboob sweat and belly button sweat pic.twitter.com/sSD2Pog1Eb
— nicholas. (@psamp) September 8, 2013
@pasqually a pretty unfortunate sweat stain. Did anyone at @niketennis test the material? Poor #Azarenka. #UsOpen pic.twitter.com/EZ6CwmXc13
— Nifer Hoehn (@hnidyknight) September 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/Fernandooooo___/status/376851394377965570
Azarenka has alot of boob sweat. #awkward
— Peter (@pcastillo01) September 8, 2013
Azarenka's shirt looks like she is having boob sweat issues. @Nike done did you WRONG gurl! #usopen
— Ian Blake (@BusyBoyd) September 8, 2013
Azarenka's sweat patterns look like Steve Carrell's waxed chest in 40 Year Old Virgin.
— Lindsay Sakraida (@LinTENNIS) September 8, 2013
Nice underboob sweat Azarenka. #UsOpen
— Cameron Fansler (@cam_fansler) September 8, 2013
I'm sorry, but does Azarenka' s boob sweat not gross anyone else out?!? #USOpen
— Real Women ? Hockey (@legh6987) September 8, 2013
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https://twitter.com/THEJBowers/status/376850280819982336
I feel bad for Azarenka. Her boob sweat is unseemly. Poor girl needs a different color shirt.
— Renee Eastman (@reneeeastman) September 8, 2013
https://twitter.com/jahansharif/status/376847962267451393
This subject even somehow inspired a poem:
https://twitter.com/mjpenkman/status/376850225111269376
Emily Dickinson would be, well, probably mortified frankly.
Williams defeated Azarenka in three sets. So far nobody has tweeted a poem about Williams’ victory.
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