We often feature AP Stylebook reminders so everybody can keep up with the latest media guidance so they don’t anger lefties who get angered by everything anyway. The latest useful tip from AP Stylebook should help make sure that ships and other inanimate objects don’t get misgendered. Make sure you’re not drinking anything before proceeding.

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The streams of reality and parody have officially been crossed… again.

Could we at least refer to a ship “They/Them” if it seems fitting, AP?

Good tip! Keep on humoring us, AP Stylebook.

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