As you know, President Joe Biden took a nasty fall the other day at the Air Force Academy graduation ceremony. Biden tripped on a sandbag, which the Secret Service put there on purpose to trip him. Hollywood’s Ron Howard wanted to make it clear that people trip all the time, soliciting people’s best tripping and falling stories.

After arriving back at the White House, Biden bonked his head on the door of Marine One.

And first lady Dr. Jill Biden wants to know how many 30-year-olds could keep up with her husband’s rigorous schedule. He’s fine.